Assy Style Jen’s night shoe problem This Bounty Hunter press tour looks like it’s taking a toll on Gerry B. Spittle looks tired, is fading. His co-star and possible Settling Soulmate, however, as Tina Fey might say, is holding up beautifully. Here are Jen and Gerry last night in Berlin for the red carpet and By Lainey • Mar 30, 2010 02:56 am
Assy Style Bad shoes and a finger up the ass Tiresome. This sh-t is tiresome. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making their way through Europe to promote The Bounty Hunter which, after two weeks, has earned just under $40 million, not exactly a box office win. So they need to keep hustling, hoping that international numbers will be more By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 03:50 am
Hook Ups Manslinger off duty Kate Hudson was busy shooting Earthbound in New Orleans through the early part of the year. Production has wrapped and she’s back in LA, spotted yesterday at lunch with a friend, showing of long legs and great skin, ready for spring and hopefully a new fling. Manslinger’s been By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 03:39 am
Quiveration Adrien vs Spittle Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 09:30 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Viewers vs Critics The Bounty Hunter is getting KILLED by the critics. It’s a f-cking bloodbath. At press time the movie is registering just 10% on Rotten Tomatoes and an even weaker 5% among Top Critics, most of whom seem downright exasperated by Jennifer Aniston’s latest cinematic piece of sh-t. Like, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 08:12 am
Style Afterparty > Carpet They were pretend all over each other again at the NY premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night. Jennifer Aniston and skinny Spittle pawed at each other like brother and sister. But they need it so badly to sell this movie. Especially since it won’t sell on quality. In By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 03:07 am
Thinnification Skinny Spittle! Wonder if Jennifer Aniston ordered him to get rid of his carb face because over the last couple of weeks, Gerard Butler has de-carbed considerably. Wonder if weight loss leads to spittle reduction? Check him out on Letterman tomorrow night. He was there last night to pre-tape his appearance, counting By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:27 am
Media Manipulation Can you see her hoo-hoo? The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. This isn’t even a take wide steps dress. Yeah, By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 08:14 am
Media Manipulation Jen and an urecognisable Gerry That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston and By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 02:38 am
Hook Ups Madge & Spittle??? According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. I am By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:51 am
Oscars 2010 Best Man Spanx: Gerard Butler I noted on Twitter that Spittle was looking decidedly leaner last night. Almost svelte. Carb-free for the last week? Perhaps. Or the assistance of a little man spanx? This was what many of you have suggested. I agree. Picture Spittle in a nude coloured full body belly sucker. It’s By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 01:55 am
Quiveration Hamm & Spittle Please. If we’re talking man to man, there’s no question. Spittle, step off for Jon Hamm. Especially being here in LA, it’s a f-cking mystery how they managed to turn that skeeze into a star. A mystery. Even among industry players. Somehow his management team pulled off By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 02:49 am
Media Manipulation Lovebirds leaving together The pretend kind. After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:15 am
Frauds A very Spittle birthday present Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 03:10 am
Hook Ups Sweetheart and the Spittle This week’s Star Magazine takes fantasy to a new level. The cover, of course, is an Angelina Jolie exclusive. This time she’s supposedly working on Johnny Depp, driving a wedge between him and V Paradis, and openly pursuing him because she is your husband’s hot ass bad By Lainey • Feb 02, 2010 03:01 am
Douchebags Jennifer Aniston picks another loser Spittle Gerard Butler clearly can’t follow instruction. All he has to do is pretend to be dating Jennifer Aniston until after their movie comes out. It’s only 2 months. But 2 months is too long. Especially for a pig like Gerry. Gerry likes to paw at people randomly. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:28 am
