Famewhores CNN vs Jennifer Aniston People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:16 am
Media Manipulation Find a new trick Jen. Dude. This is old. Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 04:54 am
Douchebags Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 06:14 am
Hate Mail Why sign when you can spit? Gerard Butler hit up a Golden Globes gifting suite last night and was approached for autographs from fans who’d gladly let him spray their faces. Have I ever mentioned my Team Spittle hate mail? Not quite as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards or as violent as the Aniston groupies By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 04:08 am
Douchebags Gerry at the beach It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 04:50 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’s like it’ By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 03:31 am
Douchebags Crusty Spittle Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:10 am
Douchebags When Pee met Spittle John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 07:40 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Gerard Butler Arguments for: * I don’t know… supposedly he’s a ladies’ man and horny women want him and they would cut each other for the right to stuff money in his 300 diaper * He sings. So this must mean he’s the true Phantom of the Opera. * Fake romance with By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:22 am
Hook Ups Lilo & Spittle? According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan. They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 04:11 am
Hook Ups Porny & Spittle!?!? Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 03:14 am
Douchebags Spittle is a pig And his moves are for sh-t. One of my favourite John Mayer stories is when he once revealed, pre-Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, that when he tired of f-cking hot girl groupies on tour, he’d dabble in the chunk now and again, because thick girls can be more grateful. By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 09:37 am
Famewhores Here it is… We’ve been calling for it, waiting for it… And now it comes. Jennifer Aniston was hit hard last week. Magazine covers calling her pathetic, Bradley Cooper calling her “not natural”, Renee Zellweger trumping her ass in the battle for Hollywood’s summer box office sensation. And then Brad Pitt By Lainey • Aug 24, 2009 05:09 am
Dumbass Spittle figures it out She’s boring. Had to laugh when I saw these photos. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler on set in New York and Spittle is yawning…because, as my mother would say, being with her it’s so f-cking dow. Dull. A grossly unfair case of photo assumption, sure, but please… By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 06:44 am
Hook Ups Spittle and Wet Jen So happy to be papped on a film set – Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler continue to shoot The Bounty in New York in a scene that involves Jen getting wet and of course photographers were around as he hugged her while she toweled off. Cover shots for next week! Comes By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 08:25 am
Famewhores Next week’s cover Michael Jackson has been dominating magazine covers. And Jennifer Aniston wants a piece of the action. Every day the paps have been all over the set of Bounty starring Jen and Gerry Butler. She knows this. The entire crew knows this. So in between filming, just after eating – you can By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 07:58 am
