Girlcrushes Happiness is Sofia Vergara Come on. Look at her. When you do, don't you smile? Even laugh? She's happiness. She is Joy. All bouncy and sh-t. With a hint of crazy. Sex without the tawdry. So fun. Right? Here's Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family with By Lainey • Mar 18, 2011 05:13 am
Thinnification Karma bones New photos surfaced this week of a very, very, very skinny LeAnn Rimes out somewhere with Eddie Cibrian. See for yourself. The legs speak for themselves. Like Victoria Beckham wants these legs. Which means they’re probably not the sturdiest legs in the world. LeAnn, who is a prolific tweeter By Lainey • Mar 16, 2011 07:38 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat One clinger remains but can she hold her head up? Jessica Biel may have been temporarily relieved of her clinging tendencies but Kate Bosworth’s are still being put to good use. Kate was toasted at the Nylon party last night as the magazine’s current cover girl. Her boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard was there though the two didn’t pose By Lainey • Mar 11, 2011 02:28 am
Royals Kate Middleton or Anna Wintour Victoria Beckham has been in New York the last few days presenting her latest collection to the people who matter. Clever bitch that she is, she also let it drop that in addition to all the other famous people who’ve worn her designs (Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, By Lainey • Feb 15, 2011 04:02 am
Assy Style BAFTA Minnie Driver Written by Duana Prevailing wisdom says Minnie – who has had a series of ridiculously hard knocks in the romance department, but who works steadily if not flashily – can act. I don’t doubt it’s the case. I have yet to see Barney’s Version, mostly because to a person, By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:02 pm
Assy Style JailBaits & Skinny Bitches Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin By Lainey • Feb 09, 2011 03:02 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat While you expand... Over the holidays, here’s Megan Fox in Hawaii with Brian Austin Green, not an ounce of fat on her. This body is a combination of youth and willpower. I mean, you have to be a disciplined bitch to maintain that kind of leanness. It’s a discipline I don’ By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 02:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic? OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging By Lainey • Dec 03, 2010 03:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Bless the snow It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly By Lainey • Dec 01, 2010 06:56 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat A starving forehead If ever there was a forehead that looked hungry... Doesn’t this forehead look hungry? This forehead belongs to Kate Bosworth. On Friday night she showed up at a screening for her new movie The Warrior’s Way. Well, she’s in the movie, it’s not really her movie. By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:39 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat Renee & Coop: the inseparable summer They were in New York, they spent time in Mexico last week, now they’re back New York, spotted en route to a show last night on Broadway. Right now Renee and Coop are inseparable lovers. If I were Bradley Cooper’s inseparable lover I would be happy as sh-t. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 05:48 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat Bad combination Tori Spelling was in New York City last night promoting her new book. She keeps coming out with new books. Who the f-ck is reading these books? Who the f-ck is lining up for signed copies of these books? Why the f-ck aren't they reading good books? I By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 06:32 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat We can all relate to SJP Well can't we? This is what they try to sell us on, isn't it? I read an article recently where she said that she eats whenever she wants and whatever she wants because life is too short for deprivation and she couldn't imagine existing By Lainey • May 28, 2010 07:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Porny’s change pouch Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:14 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat MET Best Hair: SJP She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It By Lainey • May 04, 2010 07:36 am
Dumbass Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 08:34 am
