Girly Throw Downs Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And By Lainey • Oct 25, 2011 05:16 pm
Girly Throw Downs Milla Jovovich vs Summit Milla Jovovich’s movie The Three Musketeers opens today. She’s pissed that the production company, Summit, hasn’t done enough to promote it which is why it’s already predicted to bomb at the box office and open behind Paranormal Activity 3. TMZ notes that Milla is complaining about By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 01:41 pm
Girly Throw Downs One rises, one falls Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 12:35 pm
Girly Throw Downs A Rock Girlfriend > Dina Lohan Vulture’s interview with Bebe Buell was the best thing I read yesterday. SO good. Like vintage smut. She keeps saying back in the day, it was a different life, it was a different way. Have you seen Almost Famous? Penny Lane played by Kate Hudson? That was inspired by By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 11:28 am
Girly Throw Downs Salma, stepmother I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:07 pm
Girly Throw Downs Jen becomes her men? Brad Pitt’s Moneyball opens today. And Jennifer Aniston has been just as visible as he has, if not more, further cementing what we know to be the Triangle Truth: they are, forever, inextricably linked. The point of this post however is not so much about Brad and Jen but By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 04:07 am
Girly Throw Downs The Week in Tabloids starring Brad Pitt I wonder if Brad Pitt considers what happened with Parade Magazine a gross miscalculation. And this is not someone who grossly miscalculates very often. The Brange, as you know, operates with military precision. But as a result of that Parade interview, misconstrued or not, he and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston By Lainey • Sep 21, 2011 05:02 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst ‘girlfriends’: Minka Kelly/ Drew Barrymore Written by Duana A couple of weeks ago it was my sisters’ wedding. The photographer had all the women walk in lockstep, saying it would be a cool shot. In reality, the tall types out-strided the shorties, who wound up in the back behind the group. This is what I By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 05:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Emmy ex-off: Jennifer Carpenter vs Julia Stiles Did Michael C Hall actually go the Emmys? I’ve seen photos of him at an after-party but haven’t been able to find pictures of him at the show. Or perhaps I was preoccupied with shots of his ex-wife and his ex-lover dressed in similarly toned gowns. Grey-nude silhouette, By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 02:08 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s not you, it’s me I’m sure I don’t need me to refresh your memory on Brad Pitt’s comments about his “dull” marriage to Jennifer Aniston in Parade Magazine that made every headline yesterday. The word “pathetic” was thrown in there too. Let that be a sign. That Gossip will be Good By Lainey • Sep 16, 2011 05:50 am
Girly Throw Downs Brad’s Moneyball big mouth Brad Pitt is promoting Moneyball... Moneyball has been very well received. It’s early in the season but Moneyball could have a chance at Oscar. Brad Pitt must really want Moneyball, and his performance, to have a chance at Oscar. Because he is opening his mouth for Moneyball, wider than By Lainey • Sep 15, 2011 08:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Will there be a NY Fashion Week reunion? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping in New York today with her hair plaited like Marion Cotillard the other night at the Contagion premiere - click here to see. Katie of course has her own designer label, Holmes & Yang. And it’s Fashion Week in New York. You know who By Lainey • Sep 09, 2011 07:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Skarsgard vs Gosling: cute-off! It’s kind of a signature move for Ryan Gosling. And, perhaps, to those who aren’t feeling him, part of his Try. To cute-pose with his little girl co-star Faith from Blue Valentine. During promotion, at every opportunity, he’d give us all the quivers with her in his By Lainey • Aug 23, 2011 07:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Gwyneth, Madonna, Harvey, Obama Interesting lead item that appeared in Page Six today - there's to be an Obama fundraiser in New York next week at Harvey Weinstein's. For the privilege of sharing an intimate discussion with the President, celebrity guests are paying over $71,000 a couple. That reportedly By Lainey • Aug 05, 2011 05:50 am
Girly Throw Downs Girl Sh-t over fat Girls, girls....girls. As I always say, Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t. And the best Girl Sh-t usually happens over boys or our bodies, sometimes both at the same time. Look at LeAnn Rimes’s thinnification - is it an accident that her predecessor has the same rail thin By Lainey • Aug 04, 2011 03:20 am
Girly Throw Downs RDJ, team player Robert Downey Jr showed up for Captain America last night in Hollywood. RDJ of course is Iron Man. And Iron Man and Captain America are Avengers. And so of course he came to support his franchise. RDJ is, perhaps more than all of them, totally a team player for Marvel. By Lainey • Jul 20, 2011 07:59 am
