Girly Throw Downs Crank comes to Cannes Was there any doubt? One way or another, even though she’s broke ass, she’d find her way here. After all, she’s ostensibly in Cannes to promote an upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace. What wouldn’t she do? Nothing is off limits now. So this is By Lainey • May 17, 2010 05:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Twilight Birthday Drama Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. Twi-Hards are celebrating with a new tattoo. You’ve seen this right? These losers keep denying they’re crazy. And then this sh-t comes out and it illustrates just how. Unfortunately this Twi-Hard holy day hasn’t started out so fortuitously. And now they’ By Lainey • May 13, 2010 06:13 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank vs Punk Ass: the throwdown Oh now this is a gift. Nothing like a twatty scrap to kick off a Tuesday. So Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne threw down at the Chateau Marmont about a week ago. Apparently they were both at an event and Lilo blew off Avril until By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:28 am
Girly Throw Downs Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo? During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Tom Cruise: his bff is laughing too He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:07 am
Girly Throw Downs The Girls Club without Kate B I don’t know where my Gwyneth went. Her name was onthe committee list. Same goes for Cameron Diaz. And both were in New York at the weekend. Some say Gwyneth snuck inside and bypassed the carpet. I can’t see this. Not because she’s not a snotty bitch, By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:17 am
Break Ups Perfect gets Ugly fast Once one of the most beautiful couples, maybe THE most beautiful couple ever and now they’re done and this sh-t is getting dramatic. News broke Friday that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry broke up some time ago and have stayed civil for their daughter Nahla’s sake even though By Lainey • May 03, 2010 09:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Happy Shelfy’s boots Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second By Lainey • May 03, 2010 08:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Yellow Porny vs the ex My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and By Lainey • May 03, 2010 07:41 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy & the other woman Gwyneth Paltrow was raised to keep up appearances. In her circle, among her people, you never let your face down. But lately, maybe because of all the organic meditation and barley she’s been eating, lately she’s been more inclined to show her sh-t. Especially on GOOP where she’ By Lainey • May 03, 2010 05:56 am
Girly Throw Downs Triangles and breasts As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment By Lainey • May 03, 2010 04:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank tweets vs the ex Like clockwork. Lindsay Lohan is hating on Samantha Ronson again. Somehow they ended up at the same party last night. And of course they decided to Twitter fight about it. Lilo’s tweets are, not surprisingly, totally incomprehensible. Samantha’s are particularly sharp. VERY sharp. She drops the c-word. But By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 06:45 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP & Scarjo: colour-off x 2 Again with the same colour. And designer this time too. Just as it was on Friday at the grey dress-off, Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson turned up at the Iron Man 2 premiere in Los Angeles last night both dressed in white and Armani. G was the winner then, G By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 03:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Heart-shaped sadness This year’s Vanity Fair Hollywood issue featured 9 reasons why a Lindsay Lohan comeback is pretty much impossible. Because there are others now. And one of those others is Evan Rachel Wood. Very, very talented. There is so much right with Evan Rachel Wood. And there is one huge By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 05:51 am
Girly Throw Downs They both wore grey And it’s a similar-ish dress. Even the back zipper. It’s a motherf-cking dress-off! And you know the UK press will be all over it. “Gwyneth Paltrow is so insecure about the younger Scarlett Johansson that when she found out Scarlett was wearing a grey shift, she decided to By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 10:54 am
Girly Throw Downs JLo & Taupe...? The LA premiere of The Back-up Plan last night. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony working hard to promote it. I liked the gold dress better from the other day. There’s some buzz going on that Lopez was asked on the carpet about Jennifer Garner. Yeah, that Jennifer Garner. As By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 07:59 am
