Break Ups Gwyneth & Madonna are not fighting Let’s get this out of the way right away. Many of you have written today asking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s interview with UK Vogue during which she talks about breaking up with a friend. That friend is NOT Madonna. Remember, they were out together just FIVE DAYS AGO. Click By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 05:24 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy and Madge did not break up Remember about a month ago, the GOOP newsletter was dedicated to friendship breakups – click here for a refresher – and people were like, it has to be Madonna, it has to be Madonna, and I, because Gwyneth Paltrow is my best friend, was like, no it can’t be Madonna, G By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Sean Penn: jealous little bitch No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during his By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 03:29 am
Girly Throw Downs Pube-less Matt vs the Twi-Hards Last week he was working a weak ass pube stache – click here to revisit. “Thanks God” it’s gone now. Here’s Matt Damon in Berlin promoting Green Zone looking much better, very handsome, especially with that hint of grey. Matt’s Green Zone drops on March 12th. Guess what By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 03:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Cam & Pip together again! On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:29 am
Break Ups GOOPy’s Friendship Divorce It’s not a f-cking menu. Instead, it’s an intriguing bit this week on friendships and breakups, not unlike her old bit last year that we all thought was about Winona Ryder. Click here to review. This is Gwyneth’s introduction today: “What do you do when you realize By Lainey • Feb 25, 2010 03:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Julia Roberts on the Thinnification of Taupe I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse. Julia Roberts is a yappy, loudmouthed bitch, except instead of screaming at the Chinese market, she’s By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 03:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Tina Fey > Victoria Beckham Another month, another defeat... Anna Wintour continues to shun Victoria Beckham. But this time, unlike Shelfy last time, it’s an inspired choice. Tina Fey will grace the cover of March Vogue. Fist pumps! All however is not lost. Even though she’s yet to land US Vogue, Posh will By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 06:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Covers induce eyerolls Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline: By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 03:22 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst Globe Douche: Bill Paxton? We discussed this last night during the live blog having watched it back on PVR a few times. Whether or not, after Michael C Hall was announced as Best Actor Drama, Bill Paxton said to his tablemates that: I lost to cancer. Have received many emails about it this morning. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 04:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Much better McAdams is not Kruger Sherlock Holmes premiered in Germany today – check Rachel McAdams on the carpet in Berlin looking much lovelier than at previous tries during the Sherlock promotional tour. Wasn’t feeling the old lady look. It’s an improvement for sure, but it also ain’t no Diane Kruger who brought the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 09:00 am
Girly Throw Downs He doesn’t hit chicks Ohhhhhhh snap. I like Rihanna’s new man. So far. As you know, RiRi is now with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers. They’ve been on holiday, and they know they’ve been photographed, and they’re still loving it up for the cameras. Somehow Matt also found time By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 05:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Third Lip vs Ricky Gervais Third Lip will take the stage at the Beverly Hilton next next Sunday for the Golden Globe Awards as Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been confirmed as a presenter, likely in support of Nine which is up for 5 awards, including acting nods for Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and DDL. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 05:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Boys and games Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 02:49 am
Girly Throw Downs Best of 2009: Blanchett BitchFace Somehow Megan Fox ended up front row at Armani in Paris. It was revealed later that she is the brand’s new underwear spokesperson. Photo Assumption says that that decision doesn’t seem to have been very well received by longtime Armani fan Ms Cate Blanchett, a style icon who By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 03:09 am
