Girly Throw Downs Bruno upstages LipGloss Love him so much. Bruno was supposed to present an award. By the end of it, no one knew which award. Whatever it was it went to LipGloss Zac Efron and his blender legs who had to follow up Bruno’s brilliance and deliver an acceptance speech. Needless to say, By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 02:08 am
Girly Throw Downs On Bruno & Eminem This is the big debate. Was it real? Or was it staged? I say totally staged. A quick catch up in case you didn’t watch: “Bruno” swept down from the rafters in an angel thong get-up and was lowered ass first onto Eminem’s face. (Eminem passes spell check By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 01:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Ugly And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing By Lainey • May 29, 2009 03:05 am
Girly Throw Downs French bitchfight! What would be the English speaking equivalent? Streep vs Sally Fields? Dame Judi Dench vs Dame Helen Mirren? But French. And therefore a million times more dramatic and passionate. Acclaimed actress Isabelle Huppert was the President of the Jury at Cannes this year. Her rival, acclaimed actress Isabelle Adjani, was By Lainey • May 25, 2009 07:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Huge empty bag Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty. She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not By Lainey • May 14, 2009 03:56 am
Break Ups Courteney’s new bestie Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a great By Lainey • May 13, 2009 04:09 am
Girly Throw Downs There’s a spring in her step Right? Jennifer Aniston in New York – not really feeling her pants, does she have a camel toe??? – all smiles, relaxed, and in great spirits. What’s making her so happy? Every tabloid cover proclaiming the end of the Brange. And one ridiculous report originating out of England about Brad calling By Lainey • May 12, 2009 09:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Fight over Cheese! You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi! If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every By Lainey • May 11, 2009 01:32 pm
Girly Throw Downs Posehard pose-off! When Victoria Beckham met Renee Zellweger…who posed the hardest? Who posed so hard she need hip replacement surgery? Maybe we need a new poll. Ok, f-ck the Claudia vs Heidi poll. Let’s pit Posh and SnapFace head to head. Big surprise. Snappy’s wearing a strapless dress. It’ By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle! No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin By Lainey • May 01, 2009 05:32 am
Girly Throw Downs The Frenemy on the carpet If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on By Lainey • May 01, 2009 04:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Just like Big & Little Edie, I mean. Did you watch Grey Gardens last week? And you watched the original first, right? As expected, HBO’s Grey Gardens is predicted to contend at the Emmys and then the Golden Globes for awards season and word is there was some behind the scenes posturing regarding nominations By Lainey • Apr 24, 2009 02:23 am
Girly Throw Downs Ready for a rant-off? Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg have signed on to a new biopic called The Fighter about Irish Mickey Ward. Bale will play Marky Mark’s half brother who ends up training him. As E! pointed out, the director is none other than David O Russell who, like Christian, had a By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 07:54 am
Girly Throw Downs The Frenemy On the day that Gwyneth Paltrow called her a backstabbing “frenemy” on GOOP, Winona Ryder was photographed shopping at the Grove with a friend… Coincidence or conspiracy? Gwynnie just gave Noni some free publicity, especially useful since she actually has a part in Star Trek, due out in a couple By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 03:10 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy’s blind riddle GOOP’s newsletter was a gossip column today, for reals. Yes! Give us a break from those f-cking recipes and the incessant parent chatter – THIS is what we come for! All in service of becoming a better human being, of course, and finding enlightenment somehow, but whatever. The only thing By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 03:04 am
Girly Throw Downs When queens fight… It’s the best sh-t ever. Spoiler alert for Desperate Housewives although I can’t imagine you don’t know about this by now… Marc Cherry has killed off Nicolette Sheridan/Edie Britt. I don’t watch DH, have never watched a full episode, but I know enough that Edie By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 07:57 am
