Girly Throw Downs Love, coke, and cake wars This generation. There is no fight worth fighting unless it’s fought on Facebook/Twitter/MySpace. And if it didn’t happen there, it didn’t happen at all. According to Us Weekly, Lindsay is denying that they’ve broken up. It’s the greatest gift passed on to her By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 08:02 am
Girly Throw Downs ACM fussy bitch Last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Tim McGraw was scheduled to perform but bailed at the 11th hour over what was called by his publicists a “major disagreement” with the show’s producers. Ew.com is reporting that Tim was unhappy with his stage design. What?!!??? Are By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 02:37 am
Girly Throw Downs When JLo met Kate Moss This first photo, it kills me. Look at JLo’s face! We need to Photo Assumption this face. What is Lopez thinking? I’m only here for the photo opp… I’ll never wear your cheap clothes. Or… You have your own Vampire! Stay away from mine! Door #2 sounds By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 04:01 am
Girly Throw Downs NY Turf War? Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Packing light, short stay? Or maybe there’s a helper dude not in the frame who is actually pulling the big items… This is Cameron Diaz arriving in London, presumably to visit boyfriend Paul Sculfor with whom she hasn’t been seen in several weeks. Cam flew over after attending the Kids’ Choice Awards By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 03:46 am
Girly Throw Downs I’ve seen you before This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 11:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Lippy & Pippy SNL! Who to start with? LipGloss or Pipsqueak? Let’s go with the junior. He arrived in London today continuing to promote 17 Again in Europe. Bill Hader told ESPN this morning that the final four hosts this season on Saturday Night Live would be Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 06:49 am
Girly Throw Downs Look out Jolie! Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 05:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Back from a break And we needed one from her, non? I did. Anne Hathaway was front and centre all through awards season. After Oscar she disappeared for a few weeks, resurfacing last night at the Valentino event, seated on the other side of the designer who – photo assumption! – seemed to be more interested By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 06:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 11:00 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy or Douchey? Tough call for you, isn't it? One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career... How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey? Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 08:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 04:04 am
Girly Throw Downs Tale of Two Puck Bunnies Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor towers over LipGloss My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, Cameron By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Radiohead hates JailBait! YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 03:42 am
Girly Throw Downs This bitch always brings it Love it or hate it, at least she’s never boring. Or prom blue. It’s Charlize Theron in Paris tonight at the premiere of The Burning Plain with director Guillermo Arriaga, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s one time collaborator now going solo after the two bitchslapped each other publicly over By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 01:33 pm
