Girly Throw Downs Lilo reads the papers Today’s issue of The Sun in London, the most widely read paper, reports that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson scrapped over her ex Calum Best at some club last night. Ew. Calum Best looks like that dude in the Mummy. Like, Travolta revolting. Apparently the girls were arguing in By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 06:22 am
Girly Throw Downs Marky Mark hates Xenu This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:53 pm
Girly Throw Downs Mrs Reynolds and her rack It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it? Boobs. Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and … Boobs. During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 02:47 am
Girly Throw Downs Those bangs… Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does Jessica know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 06:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Give him a show! Seriously. What’s the hold up? Do it already. I would pay to watch Kanye West on a live feed just like those little puppies. Because every time he opens his mouth, the best smut comes flying out of it. There is no other. As for that pap skirmish this By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 02:49 am
Girly Throw Downs Lolita hates Lilo The energy is smutty today. Everyone is fighting. Everyone hates everyone else. The air is thick with drama, it’s the ideal temperature – gossip is growing! Next in the ring: Lindsay Lohan and Hayden Panettiere. Milo’s little Lolita was shopping the other day when she was approached by a By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 03:27 am
Girly Throw Downs Teen Triangle! F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 02:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Backpedalling with the Mighty Opes I might actually PVR this sh-t. If only to see how far Oprah jumps up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. The show taped yesterday, will air today, and as you would expect, the two were as gushy feely as they’ve always been. According to audience members, Jennifer’s words for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 01:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Edward > Zac High School who? Exactly. It made a lot of money but the hype has been replaced. By Twilight. Twilight mall tours have resulted in fandemonium-related injuries, fangirls are losing their sh-t, fanmoms are leaving their children for hours for a glimpse at Robert Pattinson… and I’ve heard exclusively that By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 06:58 am
Girly Throw Downs When all else fails… There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 06:36 am
Girly Throw Downs America vs Lilo Page Six reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan’s 6 episode appearance on Ugly Betty has now been slashed to 4 because she and America Ferrera clashed on set. According to their report, Lilo was a nightmare to work with and America told her to beat it. Us Weekly on the By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Throwdown: Mischa vs Posh! So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Mimi vs Angie Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 10:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Kiki and Natalie Kirsten Dunst is currently promoting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. During junket interviews the other day, she was asked about her time in rehab earlier this year and how she’s changed: "Everybody in life goes through obstacles in different times of their life, and this year By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 04:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Best Emmy Black: America Ferrera She’s perfect. And she glowed. And she lost to Tina Fey. Isn’t it an honour to lose to Tina Fey? I’d lose to Tina Fey every day and feel complete. Check out America Ferrera in a black gown she was born to wear. If she’s glowing By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 02:54 am
Girly Throw Downs Brenda vs Ebola It’s easy to forget this feud, especially since Ebola Hilton has feuded with everyone but back in the day, she and Shannen Doherty scrapped it out over – ew! – Rick Salomon. Do you remember? Shannen was married to Rick just before the sex tape with Ebola broke out. No one By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 09:51 am