Top Reads Julia Takes Paris After a quiet week last week, by their standards, lol, the Kanye West and Julia Fox circus arrived in Paris on Sunday. This is Julia’s fourth tour stop since New Year’s, after meeting Ye in Miami, then stepping out with him in New York, followed by mayhem in By Lainey • Jan 24, 2022 11:03 am
Famewhores Lindsay Lohan’s Fake Engagement For a few hours yesterday, the Internet thought Lindsay Lohan was engaged. In those hours, people pretended to care about Lindsay Lohan. We talked about her again. Her name was trending. She was the top story on TMZ. Then, her rep released a statement shooting down the engagement rumours, saying By Kathleen • Apr 13, 2016 10:44 am
Golddiggers Slum Love on National Television You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But don’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 02:07 pm
Golddiggers JLo’s “lead choreographer” Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting his By Lainey • May 03, 2012 12:40 pm
Golddiggers Porny listens to someone who can sing Every time someone breaks Adele’s heart she is a mess. Then she writes great songs. And she’s still a mess. But through writing and performing she recovers. Only to repeat the process all over again. But at least there’s some growth out of it. And a gift By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 05:09 am
Golddiggers Let’s open the week with an As IF It was Porny’s birthday yesterday. She’s 31 now. And she tweeted this photo – a gift from her KFed. He bought her a new bag. What looks like a Birkin. A very large, very orange one. With this caption: Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 05:05 am
Royals Busy weekend for the Cambridges & Pippa As noted earlier, there was a lot of Royal-ness to cover this weekend. Prince William and Catherine were present, along with all the other Royals, at Trooping the Colour in celebration of the Queen’s birthday. Will rode during the procession directly behind his gran. He’s on the grey By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 05:18 am
Smutty Surgery More attractive with money Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr were in New York promoting yet another season of their dumbass show yesterday, which, who is watching that sh-t so that it keeps getting renewed??? Anyway, the rumour is that she’s pregnant with their 3rd child because she’s been wearing By Lainey • Apr 05, 2011 03:45 am
Golddiggers Vile Part 2 Yesterday I asked you to think about how much cash money you’d demand in exchange for lying underneath Kelsey Grammer. I was really graphic about it. Because you have to imagine in order to appreciate Kayte Walsh’s life choice. What she’s sacrificing. Everyone who responded said there’ By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 03:35 am
Golddiggers Porny gets it right and also very wrong It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing suggestively By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 03:15 am
Hook Ups Dating up Adrien Brody showed up at the screening for The Social Network on his own last night, still kinda douchey and smarmy, but not cranked up to his douche and smarm full potential. A few evenings earlier, in Los Angeles, the girl who let his cheese out and encouraged it to By Lainey • Sep 30, 2010 10:42 am
Golddiggers Family time with the Italian Queen This bitch is remarkable. To have achieved all she has – the official outings, the television jobs, the money and the access, and now the most impressive accomplishment so far: George Clooney allowing himself to be photographed with her parents on holiday in Sardinia, almost a declaration, if you will, that By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 04:24 am
Golddiggers Russian Polish Drama I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Looks like she’s By Lainey • May 10, 2010 04:33 am
Golddiggers Clooney: The One, a new dog, and the dad The Italian Queen ran errands in a Porsche the other day. A Porsche is Jacek’s dream. Every time we drive by a Carrera it’s like he has to rub one out. Too bad for him, he’s not dating George Clooney. But these days Elisabetta Canalis is living By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 10:17 am
Golddiggers Ely & Eminem Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 04:59 am
Famewhores Deformed A proud moment last night: my husband was cussing his balls off at NHL09 when inspiration struck. Him: I don’t care who she is. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world. #1 on my Freebie 5. But if she gets implants she is dead to me. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 09:35 am
