Baby and Bump Obsession Mail order golddigger works fast Oksana is pregnant. The National Enquirer broke the story first, now TMZ is confirming it. Who? Oksana. That cheesy looking piece Mel Gibson dragged out to Wolverine a few weeks ago. Remember how smug they looked? For her it’s because she’s secured herself a crazy bank account. For By Lainey • May 19, 2009 12:33 am
Twats It runs in the family Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’ By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 04:51 am
Famewhores Cowtown KFed Jr Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 04:25 am
Break Ups What happened to… It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 06:57 am
Quiveration Halle’s sexy sh*ts and giggles She’s been named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Word. Not even the Jolie could argue with that. With the help of writer Tom Chiarella, Halle Berry wrote her own article of acceptance for the honour – a candid and entertaining and a tad too “Oprah-y” piece about what By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:25 am
Douchebags Poor Junior must scrape The bottom of the barrel. Imagine you’re Kevin Federline Junior. You walk out on your wife and kids, including a newly adopted daughter, for a road you thought would be paved with Dynasty and 90210 gold. You must train your gag reflex not to kick in at the sight By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 08:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Junior Pay Day! Kevin Federline Junior added to his net worth yesterday as wife Tori Spelling delivered their second child – a girl they called Stella Doreen. Tori went in yesterday for a scheduled c-section as confirmed by her publicist. Stella’s arrival sets up Junior for life and it is a testament to By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 02:21 am
Famewhores Mr & Mrs Junior Loser This made my life. Thanks to Catherine for sending. Tori Spelling and that golddigging piece of sh*t she married are promoting a new season of their dumbass reality show. Apparently neither can get booked on the regular publicity circuit. As such, they’ve had to resort to this: hiring By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 03:22 am
Douchebags Junior Gets Richer Kevin Federline Jr has much to celebrate today. It has been confirmed that his wife Tori Spelling will reprise her role as Donna Martin in the new 90210 debuting this fall. Donna owns a swanky boutique in Beverly Hills. Given that Tori’s late father Aaron produced the original, it’ By Lainey • May 27, 2008 06:26 am
