Golden Globes 2009 Globes Groan: Lena Dunham Oh my Lord with the Dunham and the backlash and the whiplash. Why is it that everyone else can have opinions about everything else but the Lena Dunham situation makes it impossible to have a dissenting opinion? After watching last night I have to suspect people feel protective of her. By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 05:27 pm
Style Best Globes Style: Kerry Washington The issue, I think, with this dress in stills is that the chiffon kind of looks like it has a harsh edge. I felt that way and thought I didn’t like the hem – but then when I saw it moving, when she came out onstage (did we know she By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 04:37 pm
Style Best Black Dress & Men’s Heels: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban It’s McQueen. It’s f-cking marvelous. And few women could do it justice the way Nicole Kidman can. I love the detailing around the neck. Is it bees? Golden bees? God when she does clothing right, there really is no one else. Look at it from the back. Stunning. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 04:30 pm
Style Globes Best: Maggie Gyllenhaal One more! There were so many articles today, this one was skipped. Anyway… The dress, it’s Lanvin. I’m not a chanter but I would chant for this dress. One shoulders and the bad fengshui-ness of the imbalance usually scares me but this dress, this dress is my entire By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 08:12 am
Assy Style Globes Worst: Megan Fox A major event red carpet can be a great equaliser. Without the false hype generated by a calculated single-focus strategy on behalf of one star, awards shows like the Globes separate the top from the bottom. The true celebrities from the pretenders. And this is Megan Fox. On a night By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:52 am
Quiveration Globes Best: Colin Farrell Hemisphere. Like, please. Who would have thought the word hemisphere would set off such loin rubbing fury across the universe? It was a great surprise for Colin Farrell last night. And still he spoke so eloquently, so spontaneously. Hot AND articulate. How can this not bring the quiver? Also – a By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:39 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Worst Mouth: Gerard Butler It’s not only the spittle. What’s with the permanent side talk? His lips were stuck to one side of his face –did you see him presenting? I’m not a Gerry B scholar, I don’t know if this is standard. But if it is, there are classes By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:15 am
Pitt Porn Globes Best Snub: Brange > Seacrest He’s annoyed them before. A couple of years ago and an inane conversation, I think, about breakfast. Since then the Brange has not been a fan of Ryan Seacrest. Last night they didn’t even bother to hide it. It was live television at its best. So Seacrest’s By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:57 am
Quiveration Globes Best Presenter: Johnny Depp Take a moment to enjoy him. … … No surprise, he did not walk the carpet. Contrary to most of his peers, he won’t seek the attention unless absolutely forced to. This is why candids of Johnny Depp are so hard to come by. Ask the paps. It’s almost impossible By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:39 am
Assy Style Globes Rossum: Anne Hathaway Could be the lingering effects of that insipid acceptance speech last week at Critics’ Choice when Angie gave her the death stare, could be the way she was fluttering around like a debutante at the ball last night when it’s not her first time, could be this dress… Grace By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:18 am
Famewhores Globes Best Goldwhore: Jennifer Lopez This is what we live for. Attention whores and red carpet spotlight grabs. These are the moves that define smut, that shape good gossip, and once upon a time, Jennifer Lopez was our queen. Then she married Marc Anthony and he shut her away in his oppressive vampire castle. But By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:06 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Makeup: Drew Barrymore She was a hot mess last night. In every sense. So it’s a testament to her beauty that she did not look ugly. But that dress was a cheap disaster. And the grey eye shadow, oh la. Too much, too obvious, too desperate. Grey Gardens. We get it. The By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:47 am
Famewhores Globes Best Friend: Tom Cruise Tom Cruise – he was Mr Popular last night, wasn’t he? Could not WAIT til commercial break, at which point he apparently launched himself up out of his chair in a mad dash to talk to Leo, to Kate, to Steven, to Clint, to anyone who would meet his mother. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:40 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Black: Renee Zellweger Most will probably be naming her Worst Dressed today. But that’s too easy. And it’s also unappreciative. Because some choices are so spectacularly bad, they serve to entertain and the assyness of Renee Zellweger last night was amazing. We should be thanking her. You were gaping, right? You By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:29 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Black: Evan Rachel Wood She’s over Marilyn Manson. She escaped (somewhat) unscathed. She was only 18 at the time. Lured by dark clichés and inexperience, the desire of every teenage girl to seem older, to be taken seriously… the mistakes of youth, should they be held against her forever? I think she knew By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:17 am
Douchebags Globes Best White: Kate Beckinsale Two for two… well done. Let’s give it to her because she wanted it so badly. The pinched expression on her face gives it away. Shades of her best friend Posh. Please, please, please tell me I’m stylish! I slaved all day to be stylish! And the poor By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:01 am
