Assy Style Globes Worst White: Eva Mendes Her necklace, yes. But she looks the same. Over and over again, she’s wearing the same strapless dress in a different colour and her hair’s up and teased with a fringe…again. That’s the thing about this girl. She’s so attractive and yet she totally fades By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:56 am
Girlcrushes Globes Best Homey: Kate Winslet Leo calls her his homey. Kate Winslet is everyone’s homey. Well, except maybe Angelina Jolie. Heh. In all fairness, though it doesn’t matter because you hate the Jolie more than anyone else and that’s all you can see… Kate actually COMPLETELY FORGOT to mention Anne Hathaway. Like By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:50 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Colour: Eva Longoria Like, why does she even matter anymore? Why is she presenting? Who cares? It’s Eva Longoria! She’s the afterthought in the Posh/Katie/Beckinsale friend posse. She’s the hanger-on at the party. She’s totally 2004. And she’s a pageant girl forever. Holy mother of Vanessa By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:34 am
Assy Style Globe Neutrals: Demi/Pene/Salma Wasn’t feeling it. All those neutrals, nudes, and light grey. Meh. Even Salma who is ordinarily spectacular. Meh. The ageless Demi, perhaps the best of the boring because of her great hair and Ashton is a babe, but still… meh. And Penelope Cruz especially. Washed her out. And I’ By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:31 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Speech: Tracy Morgan and Tina Fey Tracy Morgan name checking Cate Blanchett made my life. He should hire himself out for speech acceptances. On the internets this morning there are some MiniVan huffy puffies who actually didn’t get it. Like please. How can you not laugh at Tracy Morgan? Poor quality video below. And of By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:14 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Worst Clapper: Beyonce Good: Her dress Bad: Her hair Worst: Her clapping! It wasn’t golf clapping either. It was little girl learning how to clap clapping. WTF? Save? Duana pointed it out – she seemed appropriately present at the Globes. Like she knew her place. She didn’t rush that carpet like she By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:01 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Hair: Debra Messing Sit DOWN Debra Messing. Better yet – go away. Am so over her. And that hair. That hair had desperation all over and inside of it. That hair had her agent and her publicist lurking around it. Her entire talent team randomly popping out of it, begging someone, anyone, especially Jeff By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:48 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Hair: RDJ Even before Robert Pattinson cut it off, there’d be no chance against this. RDJ’s hair can deliver a Shakespearean monologue without rehearsal. It can be bad ass but gentle, sensitive but not limp, heroic but not over confident, RDJ’s hair is personality and charisma and a great By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:39 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Pre-Puberty: Zac Efron Michelle pointed it out – LipGloss is incapable of growing facial hair. And he makes up for it by not washing his hair? Like Robert Pattinson? But Rob Pattinson can grow a beard. So Zac’s answer to that is to bring his beard. And Vanessa Hudgens looked as out of By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:33 am
Gossip Girl Globes Worst Fit: Blake Lively Like by 2 sizes. At least. Chill before you start foaming at the mouth and composing that hate mail. Am not saying she’s big. Of course she’s not big. But she’s making herself look bigger by stuffing her body into a dress that doesn’t fit. Take By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:27 am
Gorgessity Globes Most Amateur: Freida Pinto You know I love her. You know she’s stunning. But it’s her first time. It’s all happening so quickly. So when poking her with our judgy stick, let’s not go too hardcore. Freida Pinto is a novice. And while nothing can take away from her beauty, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:20 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Daughter: Rumer Willis No, she doesn’t photograph well. But the dress, the colour, the shape, HER shape… lovely. And if you watched the show, you would have seen, as I’ve mentioned, when she moves, when you can see her moving, and her expressions, when she’s animated, it’s really not By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:03 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat Globes Most Hungry: Sally Hawkins She made Victoria Beckham look healthy. Seriously, I was alarmed when she started making her way to the stage. Those arms! Those little arms! Oh Sally… Sally’s emotion was charming, as was Emma Thompson’s in-audience support, though seriously it’s like she hasn’t eat since Meryl Streep By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 12:57 am
Golden Globes 2009 About the Golden Globes 2009 Why isn’t Ricky Gervais the host of an awards show… any awards show? His moment with Kate Winslet was gold – remember her appearance on Extras? Kate Winslet on Extras montage The cutest thing, Kate’s friendship with Leo, non? And it’s hard to reconcile too. That he can By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 12:49 am
