Maple Leaf Best Globes Spastic: Brendan Fraser I was all over it during our live blog on Sunday night and then totally forgot in the rush of getting out the photos yesterday. Then my friend L emailed and it all came back. This moment, like WHO’s NATALIE????????????????????, totally made my Globes. It’s the small gifts By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 03:05 am
Assy Style Worst: Taylor Lautner This is the last. And it’s the worst. The WORST. The shine. The horrifying ass of the shine. What is happening to him? You know, Tom Ford was there last night. He could have helped. This kid needs help. Because here it is: Taylor Lautner is so painfully uncool. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 08:18 am
Style Best: Maggie G Are we fighting? We are fighting, aren’t we? Because you hate it. You think it’s weird. You don’t think it’s pretty. Well it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. She doesn’t do pretty. But it’s architecture. And it’s design. And it’s imaginative. And there are By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:44 am
Assy Style Worst Dressed: Sandra Bullock Again. Read this: I love Sandra Bullock. I watched The Proposal on a plane and enjoyed it for what it was. I was totally on board with The Blind Side. Remember when I said I’m all over football movies? TBS wasn’t the greatest. It wasn’t anything. Like, By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:19 am
Style Best Granny bird tits: Kate Hudson Manslinger wore white last night and came to flirt. She flirted with Billy Bush, she flirted throughout the off camera mingle sessions, she flirted at the Weinstein afterparty. In the end she went home empty legged, but it won’t be long. Kate Hudson will hook up soon. In the By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:00 am
Style Best Dressed: Leonardo DiCaprio Mostly it’s the status. To sit next to Martin Scorsese, the legendary director’s current muse, and to stand with Robert DeNiro to present his award, the two flanking a Hollywood visionary as he’s honoured by the industry, on a night when the other director who turned him By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 06:49 am
Girlcrushes Best Last Year: Kate Winslet My love. Our love. Our Kate. Duana noted on our live blog last night: Tomorrow can you write an article about how Kate knows how to dress down when it's not her turn? With pleasure. These are the girl code moves Victoria Beckham keeps violating. Kate Winslet happily By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 06:26 am
Douchebags Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 06:14 am
Gorgessity Best Globes Couple: Josh & Diane Jackson & Kruger. I mean, it’s love in the rain. Am bursting from the Cute. SO CUTE. I want a man to hold an umbrella for me like that. Jacek would NEVER be this happy holding an umbrella for me. Jacek would be like – come on, my hair’s By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 05:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst Globe Douche: Bill Paxton? We discussed this last night during the live blog having watched it back on PVR a few times. Whether or not, after Michael C Hall was announced as Best Actor Drama, Bill Paxton said to his tablemates that: I lost to cancer. Have received many emails about it this morning. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 04:35 am
Gorgessity Best Black: Penelope Cruz She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 04:16 am
Assy Style Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:58 am
Gorgessity Best Hair: Halle Berry And body, and breasts, and skin, and everything. If we had to break it down, it would be only Halle all categories. Since that would eliminate the fun, I’m choosing hair. Because it’s so great to see her back with her iconic short hair after several years of By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:36 am
Girlcrushes Best Globes Makeup: Marion Cotillard Wasn’t my favourite Marion dress ever but I don’t think it was intended to be. She knows when it’s her time and when it’s not. Again, these are girl code subtleties that we all recognise. Well, most of us anyway. But while Marion’s style choice By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:21 am
Assy Style Most Disappointing: Anna Kendrick This isn’t just for an old lady, this is for an old lady blue blood. Like the matriarch of some crazy rich family at her 80th birthday party at the Plaza Hotel. Why the f-ck Anna Kendrick decided to wear it to the Golden Globes is a mystery to By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:04 am
Assy Style Worst Globe Shoes: Anna Paquin All over her gown. The gown was good. Especially the sleeves. It’s a good alternative to strapless and halter and tank. But then she cocked it up with those shoes. Those shoes on a different occasion, with a different dress, for sure. Those shoes the way she wore them By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 02:52 am
