Girly Throw Downs Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Sandy vs Scarjo at the Globes Me, I still refuse to believe there’s girlsh-t happening between the two but some people seem convinced, and, as disappointing as it would be for a girl’s girl like Sandra Bullock to be That Girl, in our business it is good business. A throwdown between the two is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:17 am
Smutty Surgery Globes Same Old: Nicole Kidman I don’t know… I feel like I’ve seen this look from her so many times before. Ivory, form fitting, and, frankly, when it comes to Granny Freeze and a one shoulder, nothing beats her own at the Costume Institute Gala in 2003. Click here to see. Anyway, Nicole By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:00 am
Golden Globes 2011 Worst Globes Makeup: Eva Longoria Written by Duana So yesterday I spent trying to find bridesmaid’s dresses for myself and five of my sister’s closest friends. This process – and the ensuing ‘results’ photo, which makes me want to kill myself – has proved that neutrality on what someone is wearing is nearly impossible to By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:43 am
Assy Style Globes Dexter: Michael C Hall & Julia Stiles And no Jennifer Carpenter. Well, that would have been awkward, non? Hall and Carpenter are done. Hall was nominated for Dexter, as was the show. Julia Stiles was nominated too. She was hilariously missing when they called her name. With so many eyes watching at the afterparties, they better be By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:29 am
Girlcrushes Best Globe Colour: Kyra Sedgwick Written by Duana Kyra Sedgwick – what is not to love? She’s that particular type of woman – if Hollywood is high school, and let’s say for the sake of argument that that particular messed up sentiment is true – she’s the girl who’s always invited to the party, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:14 am
BFFs Worst Friend Whore: Diddy This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:03 am
Amazingness Worst But Best Red Carpet Interviewer: Alexa Chung First let me just say that I love Alexa Chung. Her look. Her style. AND mostly that she’s f-cking out to lunch. When the press release came out that she’d be interviewing for NBC on their pre-show, it was Christmas. Because if you ever watched her MTV show By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:39 am
Assy Style Worst Tendrils: Country B This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:29 am
Assy Style Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:20 am
Amazingness The Golden Globe Awards 2011 Ricky Gervais, right? Not to be belligerent but if you’re reading this blog, and you’re a gossipy bitch, I won’t understand it if you come at me with – “he was so inappropriate”. He was exactly as we wanted him to be. He did not care. And he By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:07 am
Golden Globes 2011 Intro for Jan 16, 2011 Dear Gossips, Welcome to the Golden Globes LiveBlog! Thanks for joining me, Duana, Sarah from Cinesnark, and Sasha for (hopefully) four hours of dress porn, Pitt Porn, video and photo assumption. We can judge together. Because, really, it's not like the Globes actually mean anything professionally. Rather, the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2011 11:29 am
