Assy Style Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 06:25 pm
Assy Style Globes Worst Dressed (Duana edition): Kristen Bell I feel like I am running so much game for Kristen Bell and I am just getting sh-t in return. I talk about how smart and thoughtful her portrayal of Veronica Mars was, and people counter with how much time and attention she takes from other Craig Ferguson guests. Or By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 06:18 pm
Style Best Dressed (Lainey Edition): Lucy Liu Come on. You knew it. Duana rolled her eyes as soon as she saw the braid. And the print. For all the slinky mermaids and the red taffetas and the strapless sparkles and the goddamn lace, Lucy Liu’s Carolina Herrera was an exception. No one else was working this By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 06:12 pm
Style Best Dressed (Duana edition): Julianna Marguelies Here is the unfortunate truth about the Globes, when you are a TV person. You get thrown a bone maybe, if you win, but the camera is not going to keep coming back to you over and over. There are sixteen reasons to cut to the producers of Argo, but By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 06:06 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Best Globes Wife: Jennifer Garner You know why. Because she cleaned up his mess. This is what she does. He forgets to thank George Clooney and Grant Heslov and he tells her to get up there and fix it for him. She’s been fixing it for him for almost 10 years now. Ben Affleck, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 06:01 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Best Globes (Dance) Couple: Sofia Vergara & Ben Affleck What? I’m just saying, they looked like they were having a lot of fun together on the red carpet. There are so many reasons to love Sofia Vergara a lot. This boring dress is not one of those reasons, but whatever. My point is she makes me smile. I By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:51 pm
Assy Style Slum Love at the Globes She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:40 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best Table: Julia and Leo Any time Julia Roberts is there, hers in the best table, OK? This is the rule and it’s sacred. And when she’s seated next to Leonardo DiCaprio? Please. There’s no argument here. You won’t win this argument. How can you win this argument when she has By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:17 pm
Sit DOWN Worst Globes Letdown: Anne Hathaway I don’t know why it has to be so hard. Anne Hathaway started the night off so strong: white dress, as is often her wont, cute hair, and the key to everything – Amy and Tina on her side with a joke early on. For a girl like me, someone By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 05:02 pm
Style Best Globes Jacket: Robert Downey Jr You have to have a certain personality for this jacket. Ben Affleck could not have pulled off this jacket. Definitely not Leonardo DiCaprio. Ryan Gosling? You know what? Yeah, he probably could. And definitely, definitely RDJ. Love the colour, love the texture, love the length, love the bowtie, love it By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 04:42 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best Acceptance of Limitations: Jon Hamm (Also, Jennifer Westfeldt) I’m not going to comment on her face, because it’s sad. We all know it and maybe we know why it’s happening and either way it’s upsetting. So. I will however comment on Jon Hamm. Ryan Seacrest goes “so uh, now that you’re getting into By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 04:15 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Best use of George Clooney Please can we enjoy this moment again? I love this moment. I loved it when Amy Poehler sat on George Clooney’s lap when his category was being presented. Look at his face. Look at that smile. This is when I love him the most. He’s game, you know? By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 04:09 pm
Style Globes Worst Olsen Twin – Kristen Wiig How is it that other people get concern levied at them if they have too little eyeliner on but everyone just lets Kristen Wiig look nuts, and nobody says anything? The red hair and tan skin combined to make her look like nothing so much as the third Olsen twin, By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 03:51 pm
Golden Globes 2013 A Cheongsam at the Globes: Sienna Miller Two piece cheongsams are popular at weddings. I think I wore one at mine, picked out by my ma, obviously. Was this Erdem, worn by Sienna Miller, inspired by the cheongsam? Picture it in red with gold detailing, perhaps leading you to your table at a Chinese restaurant. Right? I By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 03:41 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Best Unapologetic Tan – Lea Michele My friend V and I talk all the time about how the key to success is to “not look sideways”. You can’t check out what other people are doing because, even if it’s a path to spectacular success, it’s their path. You’re not them, so don’ By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 03:23 pm
Assy Style Worst Swiss Dot: Rachel Weisz Look, I don’t want you to think I’m not in favour of change. I love change, and I loved the hint, last night, that the Golden Globes don’t have to be quite as formal all the time as the other shows. Shorter dresses said hello and all. By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 03:10 pm
