Amazingness Jodie Foster comes out at the Golden Globes When does the Cecil B DeMille Award recipient ever take over the Golden Globes? Never, right? It’s the only moment of the show without suspense. The whole room knows, weeks and weeks in advance, who’s getting it. And even if the recipient gives a great speech, it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 02:57 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best Hair: Bradley Cooper Check out Bradley Cooper’s face at the 0:58 mark in the video below. He really wanted it, didn’t he? Come. Let’s give him something. Let’s give him the hair. He really did have great hair last night. He’s been fighting with it lately -- By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 02:36 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Best Globe GIF: Taylor Swift Taylor, you give to us so much. You really are so selfless and wonderful. I thought it wasn’t going to be a you night, really. After all, you showed up looking age appropriate in brown/eggplant (Lainey would want me to point out that it was satiny and wrinkled) By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 02:26 pm
Style Michelle Dockery had the best time at the Globes It seemed like it, didn’t it? Every time the camera found her she was laughing. She looked like she was having so much fun. And it was particularly evident because she was seated with Benedict Cumberbatch who seemed to take inspiration from Joaquin Phoenix. No strong feelings either way By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 02:05 pm
Assy Style Best Globe Win, Bad Dress: Jennifer Lawrence (guest appearance by Marion Cotillard!) I don’t blame you, dude. I know you’re busy, you have a lot going on, and you have a whole lot of best-dressed lists to land on before February 24th. I don’t want you think I blame you. But what in the holy hell is up with By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 01:41 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Best Globe Date: Daniel Day-Lewis I mean his date. His date Rebecca Miller. Tommy Lee Jones smiled once last night. It was when Daniel Day-Lewis won. And it was also, I think, the one time Joaquin Phoenix had a pleasant look on his face too. Only DDL, right? DDL is so f-cking good that even By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 01:25 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best “Babe”: Hugh Jackman Why doesn’t it sound cheesy and skeevy when Hugh Jackman says it? When he repeatedly refers to his wife as “babe” up on stage, why is it that he can do this without making us cringe? Oh the power of Hugh Jackman. But before we gush about Hugh Jackman, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 01:07 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Worst Globes Mindf-ck: Benedict Cumberbatch I have heard the name for years. I’ve seen the articles and whatnot. I knew he existed, but I never really paid attention until now, you know? I finally sort of really connected the face to the name for good. I feel like someone is f-cking with me. Like By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 12:46 pm
Smutty Surgery Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:32 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Globes Most Unbelievable: Claire Danes One month ago today – Monday – is when she had the baby. A BABY. She was completely and totally pregnant (and striding around Toronto, I thought he was going to be Canadian) and then this is the result a week later. I mean, I don’t know what to say except By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 12:17 pm
Assy Style Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:01 pm
Gorgessity Most Attentive – Connie Britton I think it is fair to say the director made some weird choices last night. Not just failing to shoot Ben Affleck when Jennifer Lopez talked or not giving me a picture-in-picture of Taylor Swift the whole time Adele was talking. I mean, did you see how many shots there By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 11:40 am
Assy Style Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 11:13 am
Style Best Globe Cap Sleeve: Sally Field Love the cap sleeve. The cap sleeve works at any age. It worked for Reese Witherspoon at her first Oscars, it works for Sally Field here at her, I dunno, how many Golden Globes has she attended? The colour is lovely on her. And the cleavage too. And her face By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:59 am
Golden Globes 2013 Globe Gold: Emily Blunt Is it me, or is there something up with Emily Blunt? She looked beautiful, which isn’t really remarkable for her at all. She wore a dress with cutouts, which is kind of annoying because she wore a dress with cutouts last week, but that’s splitting hairs. And she’ By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 10:54 am
Assy Style Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:45 am
