Golden Globes 2014 Tatiana Maslany: Best First Outing If you would, please raise your glass to the incredible Tatiana Maslany. This is how you do it right. You go to the awards and you look just flawless, but still your age and effortless, as opposed to some of your contemporaries who put a wee too much effort into By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 06:04 am
Golden Globes 2014 Emma Thompson: Globes Best Presenter If they could only find a way to have Emma Thompson around every year – not necessarily to present, but just to be present, to remind those assholes that they’re there to entertain, to be admired, to be recognised, to be honoured, and it’s a f-cking privilege, not the By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:57 am
Golden Globes 2014 Joaquin Phoenix: Globes Most Casual Every time they cut to Joaquin Phoenix last night he was smiling, laughing even. Joaquin Phoenix having a good time at an award show? He seemed totally comfortable. Was it because he was wearing a cardigan? I just realised (it’s 3:45am ET) that he was wearing a cardigan. By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:47 am
Golden Globes 2014 Taylor Swift: Globes longest train Taylor Swift wore Carolina Herrera. I don’t think I saw a dress with a longer train. Guess what I don’t like about it. Yes. It’s taffeta. And she’s meeting her prince with a sash across his chest who’s carrying a sword on his way to By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:41 am
Golden Globes 2014 Diane Keaton: Best Globes Silver Lord, I love it. And I am not a Keaton person, per se. I mean, I like her and I think she’s interesting but I’m not a devotee like some. I don’t have a thing for turtlenecks and gloves and hats. But I’m not made of By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 05:34 am
Golden Globes 2014 Julie Bowen: Globes Disney Princess The good news is it’s not yellow taffeta. Having said that, it’s a little Snow White. Isn’t it? Also… It’s still F-CKING TAFFETA! If you’re walking down the aisle and you want to wear taffeta, fine, whatever, I won’t stop you and I won’ By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:28 am
Golden Globes 2014 Lena Dunham: Globes Worst Yellow Taffeta I loved Lena Dunham’s dress at the Emmys – click here for a refresher – so much that I called it my Best Dressed on The Social the following day. And this is why I don’t understand what happened here. I don’t understand why YELLOW TAFFETA is STILL SHOWING By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:18 am
Golden Globes 2014 Julianna Margulies: Best Globes Acquiescence …and this is how you dress when you are beautiful and not going to win. Julianna Margulies has made a career out of very interesting, very structured or otherwise unusual dresses. I was about to write “Remember the lampshade one” but I think that in fact there have been several By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 05:11 am
Golden Globes 2014 Kate Mara: Best Globes Cleavage I had no idea, did you? This is not Kate Mara’s usual steeze. Usually she takes the neckline right up and, if anything, she’ll show a little side action – like at the Emmys – but balance it with full coverage everywhere else. I just wish she’d chosen a By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:04 am
Golden Globes 2014 Sofia Vergara: Best Globes necklace I’m not sure the dress matters here. I mean, it’s never going to be a revelation where the dress is concerned with Sofia Vergara. You know she won’t show up in a cape. Lanvin is not an option. Zac Posen, Vera Wang, de la Renta – it’s By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:52 am
Golden Globes 2014 Elisabeth Moss: Best Globes Understatement I don’t know why I think she’s an understatement, exactly. After all, she’s invited to all of these awards, is usually nominated and half the time she wins. She knows how to do these shows. And it’s not like she’s playing shrinking violet, either. This By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 04:44 am
Golden Globes 2014 Jared Leto: Worst Globes Speech, Best Messy Bun Of all the messy buns at the Globes last night, including Gwyneth Paltrow’s, who wore it better than Jared Leto? His date was his brother, Shannon. And if I were Shannon I would have told him to remove the silk scarf. So Jordan Catalano is an Oscar front-runner. At By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:33 am
Golden Globes 2014 Michael Fassbender: Globes Ginger Beard If we’re talking about ginger beards, I prefer Prince Harry. And if only they could contrive an excuse for him to show up on the awards circuit, we wouldn’t have to live with Michael Fassbender’s. In these parts though, perhaps that’s an unpopular sentiment. Fassbender joined By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:27 am
Golden Globes 2014 Aubrey Plaza: Worst Globes Caboodles I’ve been on such a nostalgia kick lately. Party of Five reruns on Netflix and old ads for Sassaby. I miss my Sassaby, wish I still had it. It was so cool and so far superior to the knockoff. The flat-colour Caboodles that always involved about four shades of By Duana • Jan 13, 2014 04:16 am
Golden Globes 2014 Michelle Dockery: Worst Princess Shoes It shouldn’t surprise you to know that this dress on Michelle Dockery is Oscar de la Renta. Don’t hate it, don’t love it. I mean, you’ve seen it a million times, right? Wouldn’t it have been more remarkable though if she had chosen another shoe? By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:12 am
Golden Globes 2014 Zooey Deschanel: tulle at the Globes Of course it’s tulle. I’m surprised it’s not taffeta and tulle. But let’s not complain. It’s the least annoyed I’ve been with a Zooey Deschanel award show red carpet appearance in a long time (until I looked at the shoes) and I wonder if By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:06 am
