Golden Globes 2017 Tom Hiddleston is sorry for being a famewhore Standing in from of a roomful of narcissists at the Golden Globes, Tom Hiddleston behaved like the biggest narcissist. And, as you know, he was immediately dragged for it. By some of the people at the Beverly Hilton: We are all Vince, Christian, and Naomie. #goldenglobes #etalkGlobes pic.twitter.com/ By Lainey • Jan 10, 2017 03:09 pm
Boy Sh-t Golden Globes Boy Sh-t Gossip is fueled by girl sh-t and boy sh-t. It’s the best sh-t. This is my favourite story to come out of the Golden Globes. This story has everything: pettiness, ego, manners, beards, and dramatic exits. And it involves multiple celebrities. According to PEOPLE: Despite his three daughters sharing By Lainey • Jan 10, 2017 12:03 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Miss Golden Globe(s) and their Introducer So tell the truth. If the Miss Golden Globe(s) hadn’t been introduced, would you have known whose progeny they were? I wouldn’t at all, but apparently some of the internet thinks they’re very easily identifiable? It’s kind of a ridiculous job, but they did fine, By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 04:08 pm
Assy Style Reese Witherspoon: Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey) In 2007, ten years ago, Reese Witherspoon was freshly divorced. She was single. She’d won an Oscar (for her performance in Walk The Line) and she showed up at the Golden Globes in a yellow Nina Ricci and it’s the way I’ll always see her, my favourite By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 03:46 pm
Assy Style Natalie Portman: Globes Worst Dressed (Duana) Natalie Portman didn’t make an appearance last night. That is, sometimes nominees are involved in other projects or sketches so you see them in a different capacity than just sitting in their seats, waiting…but that didn’t happen tonight, and I wonder how she feels about it. Maybe, By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 03:37 pm
Style Emma Stone: Globes Best Dressed (Duana) Somewhere in between the mass sentiment ‘oh please, she’s wearing a dress with STARS on it, how on the nose, we get it’ and her apparently answering the question ‘what are you wearing’ with ‘a dress with stars on it’, I feel like we got the mistaken impression that By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 03:20 pm
Style Ruth Negga: Globes Best Dressed (Lainey) I kinda set this up for myself the other day. Ruth Negga was the one I was waiting for. And my God, she was worth it. This is custom Nicolas Ghesquiere for Louis Vuitton. It took 120 hours to put together. And you can see the construction at work. Because By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 03:09 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Ryan Gosling: Golden Globe forever meme What do you think it will be? Which phrase will be emblazoned on the next round of Ryan Gosling memes, like the cheap valentines we used to pass out to one another in grade school? My vote is for “While I was singing and dancing…my lady was raising our By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 03:00 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Brie Larson: Golden Globes Integrity I don’t like Brie Larson’s snoozy column dress. I also didn’t like her makeup. I actually find she has kind of a funny face in that it’s a bit anonymous. She can disappear all of a sudden and almost be unrecognizable. Probably a great skill for By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 02:31 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Tom Hiddleston: Globes Most Thirsty I said to Jacek and Emily last night when Olivia Colman and Hugh Laurie won in their categories that something was rumbling. What came out of the ass of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association was Tom Hiddleston winning Best Actor in a Miniseries over Courtney B Vance in The People By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 02:12 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Meryl Streep: Best Globes Speech Do you think she really did lose her voice? Or do you think she knew her speech would be that much more effective if the room was pin-drop silent so everyone could listen to her? Do you think that Meryl Streep had to look up which of her fellow nominees By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 01:58 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Viola Davis: Golden Globes MVP You know what I mean by MVP, right? There are others who will get the label ‘best dressed’ (though for me, this yellow column came very close. Davis always does colours but this was the best and it’s only January!) and there are others who were arguably ‘bigger’ winners, By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 01:32 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Jessica Biel: Globes Most Exhausted I was tired of Justin Timberlake 30 seconds into his first red carpet interview. Can you imagine what it felt like to be Jessica Biel on a night like this, to endure the endless barrage of ME that kept coming out of his mouth? It started with Ryan Seacrest and By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 01:19 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Sarah Jessica Parker: Worst Best Humility at the Globes No, Sarah Jessica Parker did not style her hair in honour of Carrie Fisher. Of course she didn’t. On a personal level, she thinks of herself as too creative to do a straight homage like that, is my personal opinion, and she wouldn’t want to be tied to By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 01:03 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Issa Rae: Not enough at the Globes If I was going to be OK with Issa Rae losing to anyone, it was going to be Tracee Ellis Ross. Tracee is a legend. It was about damn time. Without Girlfriends, you could argue that Insecure wouldn’t exist. There’s a Girlfriends reference in the Insecure pilot that By Kathleen • Jan 09, 2017 12:49 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Brad Pitt’s warm Globes reception Brad Pitt was not announced as a presenter at the Golden Globes. They either wanted it to be a surprise or he specifically requested that it not be reported. Since there’s no way the Globes wouldn’t want to maximise hype around Brad’s appearance, to me it’s By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 12:38 pm
