Gorgessity Now this looks like a holiday In Ibiza. With money and no worries. And a gorgeous man nuzzling your groin? Please. There is nothing to complain about. This is the summer of the permanent summer. Doesn’t it feel like celebrities have been just jetting from one beach to another? For Jude and Sienna, it’s By Lainey • Aug 05, 2010 08:30 am
Gorgessity Emma updated She just posted this on her Facebook. Dear all. Cut my hair off a few days ago... Feels incredible. I love it. I've wanted to do this for years and years; it's the most liberating thing ever. Hope you like. Big love from Emma x OMG. By Lainey • Aug 05, 2010 05:54 am
Gorgessity Nicole & Joel are OK Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed hand in hand on the way to an art show yesterday. Aside from their Twitter correspondence, which has been regular and unremarkable, the two have kept it quiet as a couple and then of course Star Magazine reported that Joel was cheating on By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 06:00 am
BFFs No Italian Queen to make coffee Amidst a scandal in Italy that has the Italian Queen linked cocaine use and prostitution, George Clooney was spotted in Milan today shooting yet another commercial for Nespresso. I’ve attached a couple below but go to YouTube and they’re all over the network. That useless Camilla Belle is By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 06:19 am
Gorgessity Spanish obsession poolside Thanks to Palmina for sending the links. It’s Hola. And it’s Sara Carbonero on the cover without Iker Casillas taken during her holiday with him in California. Inside the magazine it’s more photos, likely enough to cause a minor sensation in Spain as the country’s current By Lainey • Jul 28, 2010 08:07 am
Famewhores One note Blake It was supposed to be the Comic-Con panel for The Green Lantern. Instead Blake Lively tried to make it about her breasts. Hard-ons aside, I mean, really, is it necessary? There were people who I interviewed in line waiting for hours, I mean hours, in the heat, they’d come By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 07:59 am
Gorgessity A new streak begins The old streak was broken on Friday as Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero remained undercover on holiday. They resurfaced however on the weekend in Los Angeles. Evidently it's a tour through California, home of so many paps, and therefore a gift to me, and you, the obsessed. Know By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 03:33 am
Gorgessity Ashley Olsen FASHION Magazine Here's a first look at Ashley Olsen on the cover of the September issue of FASHION. It's a beautiful set of photographs with, of course!, only pruned lips involved and a lot of dark eyes. Am all over the heavily lined eyes. If only my eyes By Lainey • Jul 23, 2010 05:38 am
Jock Smut Spanish love on a park bench Um, yeah, he’s hot, even when he’s picking his nose. Can we make it to the end of the week and the keep the streak going? Well, today is taken care of. More photos have been released of Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero on holiday in San Francisco By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 03:59 am
Gorgessity Containment Really wish Porny Jessica Simpson would spend a week with Christina Hendricks. It’s not like Porny’s are any bigger than Christina’s. And yet Christina, she manages to work her tits without looking like she’s inviting a cock in between them all the time. Granted Christina has By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 10:14 am
Gorgessity Robo Jackie and more where to eat She really does look great as Jacqueline Kennedy, non? This is Katie Holmes in Toronto yesterday, right back after a night in New York for The Extra Man, resuming production on the miniseries which will air in Canada on History Television at the same time it airs in the United By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 08:21 am
Gorgessity Yep, it’s short And nude. And here’s Jennifer Aniston in London at Harrods (in Valentino I think) for the launch of her fragrance Jennifer Aniston. It’s a classic generic bottle, the perfume bottle equivalent of the little black dress. Jen, as expected, especially in light of the porn show the Pitts By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 03:52 am
Gorgessity Kate Winslet in Rome She’s shooting a watch ad for Longines. I need a new Kate Winslet movie soon. But I’m also happy that I miss Kate Winslet movies. The idea is to be missed. Longines is always a word I’ve had trouble with. How do you pronounce it properly? Because By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 11:13 am
Gorgessity Airport Affection In all the Brange excitement today, I forgot to mention there’s new Spanish love photos – here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid yesterday heading for holiday. Don’t give a sh-t where they’re going. I just care that they’re going TOGETHER. And all over each By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 09:56 am
Gorgessity Summertime Pitt Porn Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 02:50 am
Gorgessity They’re still celebrating Good. Gives us new photos. Here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid the other night, out for dinner with friends and family, continuing to ride the World Cup high, inseparably. As you know, I love it when they’re inseparable. Their inseparability is my obsession. Some of you By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 05:30 am
