Gorgessity Salt fringe in London UK premiere tonight. No Brad, just a half Brange on the carpet looking slightly waxy in the face but so beautiful it’s stupid, even under that fringe. That sh-t is ... in between the mall and the trailer park. Like you know Alcide’s amazing crazy bitch of an ex By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 09:09 am
Quiveration The benefits of the Robsten Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:33 am
Gorgessity Halle in September The September Issue. Arguably the most important issue. And Halle Berry on the cover. Or, as she would say, a “woman of colour” on the cover: "What that means for a woman of color and what that means in the fashion world, what that means to pop culture, there By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 03:20 am
Harry Potter 100 days is still too long It’s meant to tell us that we’re closer...but goddamn, it still feels like a long stretch: yesterday marked 100 days until the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, the beginning of the end. Of course right now however, it’s time to market By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 02:39 am
Gorgessity Julia’s legs,missing reviews,Oprah,and “Priv-lit" At the New York premiere last night of Eat Pray Love – she’s always had great, looooong legs. Apparently she’s a runner now too having completed her first half marathon last Christmas so it was a toned Julia Roberts who was on display last night with that big famous By Lainey • Aug 11, 2010 04:34 am
Gorgessity Movie Star Personality Julia Roberts on Letterman last night - did you watch? I watched. I set my pvr to watch. I will always watch. Because as annoying as she is - oh and she is - that's a movie star with personality. And a face! After all these years, I By Lainey • Aug 05, 2010 10:00 am
Gorgessity Now this looks like a holiday In Ibiza. With money and no worries. And a gorgeous man nuzzling your groin? Please. There is nothing to complain about. This is the summer of the permanent summer. Doesn’t it feel like celebrities have been just jetting from one beach to another? For Jude and Sienna, it’s By Lainey • Aug 05, 2010 08:30 am
Gorgessity Emma updated She just posted this on her Facebook. Dear all. Cut my hair off a few days ago... Feels incredible. I love it. I've wanted to do this for years and years; it's the most liberating thing ever. Hope you like. Big love from Emma x OMG. By Lainey • Aug 05, 2010 05:54 am
Gorgessity Nicole & Joel are OK Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed hand in hand on the way to an art show yesterday. Aside from their Twitter correspondence, which has been regular and unremarkable, the two have kept it quiet as a couple and then of course Star Magazine reported that Joel was cheating on By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 06:00 am
BFFs No Italian Queen to make coffee Amidst a scandal in Italy that has the Italian Queen linked cocaine use and prostitution, George Clooney was spotted in Milan today shooting yet another commercial for Nespresso. I’ve attached a couple below but go to YouTube and they’re all over the network. That useless Camilla Belle is By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 06:19 am
Gorgessity Spanish obsession poolside Thanks to Palmina for sending the links. It’s Hola. And it’s Sara Carbonero on the cover without Iker Casillas taken during her holiday with him in California. Inside the magazine it’s more photos, likely enough to cause a minor sensation in Spain as the country’s current By Lainey • Jul 28, 2010 08:07 am
Famewhores One note Blake It was supposed to be the Comic-Con panel for The Green Lantern. Instead Blake Lively tried to make it about her breasts. Hard-ons aside, I mean, really, is it necessary? There were people who I interviewed in line waiting for hours, I mean hours, in the heat, they’d come By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 07:59 am
Gorgessity A new streak begins The old streak was broken on Friday as Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero remained undercover on holiday. They resurfaced however on the weekend in Los Angeles. Evidently it's a tour through California, home of so many paps, and therefore a gift to me, and you, the obsessed. Know By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 03:33 am
Gorgessity Ashley Olsen FASHION Magazine Here's a first look at Ashley Olsen on the cover of the September issue of FASHION. It's a beautiful set of photographs with, of course!, only pruned lips involved and a lot of dark eyes. Am all over the heavily lined eyes. If only my eyes By Lainey • Jul 23, 2010 05:38 am
Sports Spanish love on a park bench Um, yeah, he’s hot, even when he’s picking his nose. Can we make it to the end of the week and the keep the streak going? Well, today is taken care of. More photos have been released of Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero on holiday in San Francisco By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 03:59 am
Gorgessity Containment Really wish Porny Jessica Simpson would spend a week with Christina Hendricks. It’s not like Porny’s are any bigger than Christina’s. And yet Christina, she manages to work her tits without looking like she’s inviting a cock in between them all the time. Granted Christina has By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 10:14 am
