Baby and Bump Obsession Real people don’t look like this When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 07:11 am
Gorgessity Marion Hair Art Not many can, right? But my Marion definitely can. And Michelle, who has spasms every time a celebrity attempts sateen, would concede that Marion is among the few who can work it without spoil. Michelle also mentioned last week that she found Marion’s accent embarrassing in Public Enemies. Some By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 03:12 am
Quiveration The Beautiful People Oh la. In LA last night – Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard at the premiere of Public Enemies, in theatres July 1. Sigh. Love her. Love this look for her. Love her cute giggle/smile. Love her so much. And him… A man of his own style. And always humble and By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 02:27 am
Gorgessity It fits! How many times have you seen Blake Lively wearing something 2 sizes too small? Remember the Golden Globes? Amazingly enough, last night at the CFDA Awards, Blake actually put on a dress that fit. And looked terrific. Super sexy, super fresh, super tanned but not obnoxiously so, and very, very By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 02:45 am
Gorgessity Portraits of Patrick Gorgeous. He's in France for the LeMans 24 hour race enjoying his Grey's hiatus and the benefits of his paycheque...from the show and movies like Made of Honour. Patrick may be the perennial silver medallist in the Sexiest Man sweepstakes but having achieved a rare By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 05:05 am
Gorgessity Sienna in Spain She turned up there today promoting a new fragrance for Hugo Boss called Boss Orange. Looks really pretty, looks very relaxed, and seems to be enjoying being single for a change. Good. But bad too. There are many married men out there. Or maybe Sienna’s tastes have changed. Maybe By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 07:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOPy’s greasy legs Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:31 am
Gorgessity GOOPy GOOPa Barcelona It’s GOOP Thursday! Today’s issue: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Barcelona recommendations. This one I care about. Because I haven’t been and have always wanted to go. Finally a keeper instead of recipes and child rearing tips. Click here to read the GOOP’s Barcelona tips. And it’s By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 05:33 am
Girlcrushes Lady Noir in New York If I had to come back as a white person, I’d come back as Marion Cotillard. She’s perfect. It was very difficult to sit at the same restaurant recently with her and not beg her to be best friends. To eat my spinach risotto with my back to By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 12:08 pm
Gorgessity His #1 and my #1 Natalie Portman tops my husband’s Freebie 5. James Franco is #1 for me. And now the two of them will star in a movie together called Your Highness. In a weird, twisted, imaginary, not at all realistic way, it’s like we brought them together. And if they are By Lainey • May 29, 2009 01:42 pm
Gorgessity Springtime Cameron Total gorgessity. After a few days in Hawaii, Cammie D was spotted in New York today, casual and stylish and long, wearing maybe the best hair of her career. Lately her hair looks amazing. SHE looks amazing. And there’s a lot more of her to see very soon. My By Lainey • May 28, 2009 08:57 am
Douchebags Scarjo Mango She’s the new face of Mango. Her friend Penelope Cruz was the old face of Mango. Or maybe she still is a Mango face but they made room for more. In any event, Scarjo has added yet another endorsement to her growing list. She’s also currently repping Moet By Lainey • May 28, 2009 07:33 am
Gorgessity Like yesterday Oh Winona! Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened. In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula: “I By Lainey • May 27, 2009 03:11 am
Maple Leaf Diane Kruger’s Basterd day She looked incredible at the photo call in the morning. Amazing. The hair! Will be copying the hair. Last night on the carpet – meh on the dress. Guess why? It’s Marchesa! And Inglourious Basterds has Harvey Weinstein all over it. Anyway, Diane’s profile has been pretty low key By Lainey • May 21, 2009 04:23 am
Girlcrushes Annual on the terrace It’s the fourth year for us at Cannes. And every year we have at least one night at the du Cap. On a night when it’s best to get away from the Croisette, when we don’t have any evening assignments, we make our pilgrimage. There is no By Lainey • May 21, 2009 01:23 am
Gorgessity Pitt Tenderness After a visit to The Hague, the Jolie arrived in Cannes yesterday to join Brad for dinner with the Inglourious Basterds team debunking yet again tabloid reports of a split or a meltdown. My sources say it’ll be a quick trip for Angelina. She’s taken 2 days off By Lainey • May 20, 2009 01:26 am
