Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:43 am
Gorgessity Grammy Best: GOOP! If you are a Gwyneth-hater, have you ever, ever, EVER hated her more than you hated her last night? Or this morning? Probably not. Your hate for her has escalated to a point you didn’t think possible, hasn’t it? Duana texted me last night – the title: I HATE By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:01 am
Gorgessity BAFTA Brange The Jolie did not wear a robe. And she did not wear all black. Surprised? Me too. It was mostly black but there was also an aggressive yellow arrow breaking up the darkness. And she really did smolder last night. There was a way about Angelina at the BAFTAs that By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 02:11 am
Gorgessity BAFTA Best Hair: Kylie Minogue Kylie’s hair is often so severe, pulled back tight, or curled to the point of motionlessness, it’s lovely to see a softer side. Does Kylie’s hair reflect her heart? I think so, yes. Kylie is in love and it shows! He is a Spanish model, they say By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 01:39 am
Girlcrushes BAFTA My Marion Last year she presented herself at the BAFTAs in angel winged gorgessity from head to toe and took home a mask. This year, it’s a different Marion. Not her best dress by far (hate it) and her hair looks lank and unwashed… But this is my girl. My girl By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 01:17 am
Gorgessity Meet Minx! You know him better as Jude Law who is so pretty, he was a lock for the role. To me he looks like Josh Todd from Buckcherry…do you see it? Anyway, Jude’s Minx is for a new movie called Rage. Jude plays a trans supermodel living in New By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 02:02 am
Gorgessity Pink Panther and the most beautiful Aishwarya Rai, widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world, last night in New York at the premiere of Pink Panther 2 in which she plays herself: regal and elegant, ridiculously goodlooking, it’s just too bad the movie, well, it’s hardly a surprise, but apparently the movie By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 01:47 am
Gorgessity Straight Man Freebie 5 Jennifer Connelly pops up on a lot of straight man Freebie 5 lists. A LOT. This surprises me. Not because I don’t think she’s lovely but because I DO think she’s lovely. So she always seemed like the kind of woman women appreciate more than men. Knowing By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 02:01 am
Gorgessity Slumdog DGA Slumdog Millionaire director Danny Boyle took home top honours this weekend at the Directors Guild Awards in Hollywood. Dev Patel and Freida Pinto were with him to help celebrate. Freida was also spotted in Little India, southeast of Los Angeles, at a photo shoot the other day. As you can By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 03:03 am
Maple Leaf Man Skin Ryan Reynolds at Vancouver airport yesterday heading out after wrapping on Wolverine. He had brunch at Sophie's Diner first. But that skin! Even he has to admire his own skin! Check him out checking himself out in the car window reflection. Maybe this explains the foundation issue? Because By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 05:24 am
Twats Somebody and Nobody Paris Fashion Week – Christian Dior. Reigning Best Actress and my girl crush Marion Cotillard arrives all subtle gorgessity, the current face of Lady Dior, with the innate French ability to capture a look that suits the moment. She is extraordinary and we must worship her. And look what the D By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 06:47 am
Gorgessity Best SAG: Evan Rachel Wood Colour, cut, fit, shoes (SHOEs!!!)…without question, last night belonged to Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn Manson clouds are receding… Evan Rachel Wood is re-emerging. And how. She has been perfect all awards season. Cannot wait for Oscar. As for those of you who still won’t forgive her for Dita By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:55 am
Gorgessity Best SAG White: Taraji P Henson Benjamin Button’s brightest star looked like heaven last night in form-fitting white and an open back and restrained accessories and unfussy hair. Hustle & Flow was one of the options on the plane flying over here. Yet another reminder of her scene-stealing abilities. Scene-stealing from bland Brad Pitt is By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 01:22 am
Gorgessity Bringing porn to the Oscars MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 09:49 am
Gorgessity Not tired off Broadway We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with Tom on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 06:05 am
Sports Mrs Brady-to-be Gisele went home to Brazil the other day, walked the runway at Sao Paolo fashion week. Not exactly tops on Anna Wintour’s radar but G is nothing if not loyal though she’d probably never wear those jeans off the catwalk. The newly engaged Gisele would not comment on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 01:56 am
