Gorgessity Do you think the other moms hate her? This is Elle Macpherson dropping her kids off at school today. She has 2 sons. She looks like she’s running around on a college campus. Turning 45 at the end of the month! Do you think dad drop-off is exceptionally high at this school? Do you think she’ By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 11:58 am
Gorgessity The Mother of Jesus Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John- By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 08:17 am
Gorgessity Robert Pattinson GQ A few select messages from my mailbox: We have come to Vancouver from South America to see Robert Pattinson. Please Lainey tell us how we can see him! From Anna Lainey I know you’ll call me a loser fan but he’s right here in our city and I By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 02:33 am
Gorgessity Brunette Jolie NYC After shooting in Washington DC for a week under a blonde wig Angelina Jolie was spotted back in New York today. Salt will continue filming there…which sets up a Chosen One/Little Sci playdate soon? Bet you Tom Cruise is rushing home from Japan right now for the photo By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 12:54 pm
Gorgessity Old & Rich She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 04:32 am
Girlcrushes A Powerful Noise It’s a documentary chronicling the experiences of 3 women in Mali, Vietnam, and Bosnia-Herzegovina as they work to “overcome barriers to lead day-to-day battles against ignorance, poverty, oppression, and ethnic strife.” Natalie Portman has, for several years now, been actively involved in advocating for rights of By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:09 am
Gorgessity He is Brad Pitt There are some of you who insist that you’re over the Brange. That you don’t get the frenzy. The mass hysteria. You are in the minority. When we were in LA the other day, we had a meeting with a powerful PR dude, runs several high profile events, By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 12:24 pm
Gorgessity Action Jolie! Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt today in Washington DC filming what looks like a chase scene. She is gorgeous as a blonde. Also appears much younger, non? Liev Schreiber is also pictured. As you may have seen earlier this week, the Jolie is trying out new hair styles By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 04:19 am
Sports Tom in a suit Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 04:53 am
Girlcrushes Where was Cate? Many of you wrote during awards season – Where’s Cate Blanchett? She is an awards season staple. It was weird not to see her. But she received no nominations. And Brad Pitt alone was enough to promote Benjamin Button is Boring. Besides, Cate had better things to do. As the By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 01:55 am
Gorgessity Salma the bride Remember how for weeks and weeks we had to endure the ceaseless gushing about Jennifer Aniston turning 40 and “fabulous!”? Ugh. Salma Hayek turned 40 two years ago and as far as I can recall the entire world wasn’t forced to celebrate with her, even though she hardly looks By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 01:39 am
Gorgessity Mr & Mrs Perfect Oh GiGi, you so sneaky. Despite numerous reports of an engagement, and subsequent numerous denials, Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady yesterday in Santa Monica. Us Weekly broke the story first and given the details, it sounds like G and T had been planning for a while. It happened at a By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 01:22 am
Gorgessity So rare, so good Tonight in Paris, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had dinner at Brasserie Lipp – not on GOOPy’s recommended guide. Heh. Vanessa dashed into the car before cameras could catch her. So far these are the only two good shots of JD I could find. Very, very rare. It’s been By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 07:07 am
Gorgessity GOOPy loves yoga Brad, Angelina, and Gwyneth too! All in New York! Last night, my Gwynnie attended a fundraiser for Bent for Learning promoting yoga and other wellness activities in public schools as a means to help young people learn stress coping mechanisms earlier in life. Something like that. She looks amazing. Her By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:17 pm
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart > Robert Pattinson You know I love this bitch…even when she’s an inarticulate stoner on Letterman. Kristen Stewart is totally up her own ass. At 18, she’s an “artist”. And fluff is not her thing. So she says. So she acts. Pretentious? For sure! Youthful sanctimony? Absolutely! But on the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 03:38 am
Gorgessity Oscar Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard Two for two. It was hers last year when she was named the Queen. It’s also hers this year as she took an appropriate step back but still killed it anyway. Like SJP, Marion chose Christian Dior. Unlike SJP, she totally made it work. It’s not a dress By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:06 am
