Lainey Interviews Face to Face With Cate Can’t believe she gave birth 5 weeks ago. Crazy talk. She was wearing a satin grey jumper with Balenciaga heels. Pink lips, little foundation, the most stunning creature you’ve ever seen. I told her I couldn’t believe she just had a baby 5 weeks ago. Then she By Lainey • May 20, 2008 02:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnant Angelina in Person A live Angelina Jolie experience is like no other. Not only because she herself is such a force but also because of what happens to the people who happen to be moved by her force. We sat there in the Kung Fu Panda presser laughing our asses off at grown By Lainey • May 15, 2008 04:11 am
Gorgessity Cate at Blindness Cate Blanchett attended the opening gala at Cannes for Blindness last night. This is not a forgiving colour. Not a colour for a woman four weeks after giving birth who might have some insecurities. Clearly, Cate Blanchett is not that woman. Of course she isn’t. Cate is here for By Lainey • May 15, 2008 12:22 am
Girlcrushes Gorgessity at Blindness Natalie Portman last night at the gala. You think she’s beautiful in pictures? Well in person it’s even more. It’s not just the face – the dress of course was perfection – but it’s Natalie as a package. The way she moves, the way she walks, the way By Lainey • May 14, 2008 11:19 pm
Gorgessity Looking Ravishing at Dior Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:05 am
Gorgessity This is Single This is single Cameron Diaz on the cover of May GQ. This is ridiculous. Cam’s body is ridiculous. Cameron tells the magazine that she’s been "boy crazy" for a year. That she is choosing not to be in a relationship because that’s where she is By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 09:39 am
Gorgessity America Gorgessity Not crazy about the prom dress, or the shoes for that matter, but it really is no matter because with a face this warm and lovely, and sweet brown eyes that actually have a brain behind them, and full healthy locks that are NOT her best quality (because, as mentioned, By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:13 am
Music B Who? This is what happens when Tina Knowles DOESN’T dress you. Rihanna! Rihanna would totally sit atop the girl crush list if not for gay math. Because Rihanna is only 20. As far as styling is concerned though, Rihanna is killing it. Killing. It. Pretty, boring dresses can come later. By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:10 am
Gorgessity America For America Understatement: There is a serious shortage of positive role modelling in young Hollywood. With the likes of Lilo and Ebola and Britney running around, skeezing it up in an effort to become the next Pamela Anderson, how refreshing to see someone like America Ferrera not shaving her pootie and putting By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 07:01 am
Maybe Gaybes Without Michael What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 11:37 am
Harry Potter The Anti-Cyrus Emma Watson last night at the Empire Awards, then clubbing with her new boyfriend afterwards, reportedly making out openly and even hooking up afterwards at a hotel. Which means she’s not dating Daniel Radcliffe, thank Xenu. It’s just too quaint, you know what I mean? And for the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 03:34 am
Gorgessity Dress & Legs Charlize. Last night at the premire of Sleepwalking in LA in a wicked dress, perched on top of tapering heels, apparently the hot heel of the season. She looks amazing. But can she try a comedy for a change? Sleepwalking is the latest in a long line of “take me By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 02:42 am