Douchebags Models are like cupcakes at Leo’s 40th Leonardo DiCaprio turned 40 this week. Of course there was a party. It happened in LA on Tuesday night at Soho House. A lot of his famous “bros” were there. Tyrese posted this photo (attached) on Instagram. At this writing, it’s not been reported that any of his famous By Lainey • Nov 13, 2014 09:23 am
Gross Benedict Cumberbatch’s erotica Someone sent me a link to a Benedict Cumberbatch story this morning with just the words: “You’re welcome.” So I clicked. I will not be thanking this person. Sorry. Because she thought I would get all wet and rubby over how Benedict Cumberbatch describes how he would f-ck as By Lainey • Oct 31, 2014 10:34 am
Douchebags The new pussy partners Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse has an official new member. Now that Paula Patton has filed for divorce, Robin Thicke is available for group douche-ing. And according to Page Six, he celebrated the other night at his home in LA, with Leonardo DiCaprio and a LOT of models. According to By Lainey • Oct 15, 2014 10:58 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Mark Wahlberg & Amanda Seyfried Mark Wahlberg and Amanda Seyfried were filmed kissing on the set of Ted 2 today. Emily, our site coordinator, sent me these photos in an email with the title “This creeps me out”. It’s true. I don’t want to see them kissing. It’s not that I don’ By Lainey • Oct 07, 2014 04:15 pm
Gross If Franco was in a boy band… What boy band would it be? Is he a New Kid? Or a Backstreet? Do you see him ‘NSYNC? I think maybe Color Me Badd. Doesn’t get much skeezier than Color Me Badd, so, like, perfect for a dude who creeps on young girls on social media. What freaks By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 03:25 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson makes it easy When you break up with someone and they start to look worse and worse, does it make you feel better? Kind human beings are not supposed to think like this. Nice people with hearts and good values don’t have these thoughts. I think we’ve established though that humanity By Lainey • Aug 08, 2014 11:38 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber from behind This is my favourite thing that happened today. Maybe my favourite thing that will happen all week. That’s what Justin Bieber posted on Instagram a couple of hours ago. Now shake off your old lady for a minute. Try. Try to not be old. Instead, you’re 20. And By Lainey • Aug 05, 2014 11:40 am
BFFs Skeeve & Skeeze Leonardo DiCaprio hosted a fundraiser last night in Saint Tropez to raise money for his foundation. It’s a gala. And he still looks gross. Many of Leo’s celebrity friends showed up to support him. Jared Leto was there. Bono performed (he owns an estate nearby) and so did By Lainey • Jul 24, 2014 11:10 am
Gross Leo’s international model crawl Leonardo DiCaprio is in Saint Tropez. Likely some rich dude’s boat. He apparently hosted a fundraiser last night. I guess the strategy is to invite a lot of models, and some wealthy men, generosity ensues, and everyone can go home feeling good about themselves. He really must have a By Lainey • Jul 23, 2014 12:11 pm
Gross The smartest celebrity on Twitter And here he is… According to TIME Leonardo DiCaprio is the smartest celebrity on Twitter based on the fact that his tweets use big words with more than 2 syllables. Seriously. That’s their measurement. Apparently the reading comprehension level of Twitter users averages at a fourth grade level. So By Lainey • Jul 21, 2014 12:15 pm
Music The difference of one summer Last summer, Blurred Lines was blowing up the radio. This summer… Well, I’ve not listened to one full song on Robin Thicke’s new album, Paula. It’s like I live in the UK, because only 530 copies were sold there in its first week. Or Australia, where only By Lainey • Jul 10, 2014 02:56 pm
Gross Begging at the BET Awards God. Would Robin Thicke please F-CK OFF? I know I can’t say it on behalf of Paula Patton. But I wish. I hope that’s what she would want us to think. I hope that she would want us to tell him to f-ck off for her. Or, at By Lainey • Jun 30, 2014 09:42 am
Gross Elizabeth Hurley: P.H.O.T.O.Y You know, there’s JLO and her Slum Love and then there’s Elizabeth Hurley and her…well… My problem with JLO is that if you’re going to date a backup dancer, keep him as the backup dancer – like Madonna – and don’t give him the f-cking job as By Lainey • Jun 23, 2014 04:14 pm
Music “I can’t make love to you anymore” That’s about as far as I could make it. Robin Thicke’s new video for the song Get Her Back, part of his new album full of songs about getting her back. Her being Paula Patton. The album is called “Paula”. F-ck everything he is so gross. GROSS. As By Lainey • Jun 23, 2014 12:28 pm
Gross Picture Him On Top Of You: Robin Thicke edition I have never found Robin Thicke attractive. He’s always smelled like skeeve to me. And that was before Blurred Lines and putting his fingers up a random’s ass on Instagram. But now that he’s done all that? Dude is dripping douche oil all over the place. The By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 04:32 pm
Assy Style Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 03:38 pm
