Baby and Bump Obsession Ashton Kutcher: what a great man PEOPLE posted the grossest article yesterday about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. The title: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: How They're Preparing for Their Baby Girl Fine. They could be decorating the room. Or going to breathing classes. Whatever it is that new parents do, they’re probably By Lainey • May 15, 2014 11:02 am
Gross If this was your dinner companion… Imagine you’re at a gala and a male table companion shows up without a jacket, his shirt unbuttoned literally down to his stomach. It’s obscene. OBSCENE. Vile. Even if it were David Beckham it would be obscene and vile. But it’s especially obscene and vile being that By Lainey • May 09, 2014 12:54 pm
Gross Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:36 am
Gross Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I By Lainey • May 06, 2014 11:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Picture Him On Top Of You: Simon Cowell edition This is a game I invented to play at parties. I first wrote about it here, when a few of us were covering a celebrity festival allnighter, looking at hot models being groped by gross rich men. Everyone has a line, right? How much money or what connections would it By Lainey • Feb 26, 2014 10:36 am
Movie Reviews and Previews This isn’t helping We’ve been documenting the rapid decline of Johnny Depp’s appeal over the last couple of years. He’s making it easy. Check out Johnny caught with his pants down while filming a scene for Mordecai last night in London. I mean, I know it’s just a character, By Lainey • Dec 10, 2013 10:02 am
Gross #ThisIsUnbroken Reality is an asshole. We live in a world where Robsten could not survive but Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are still happening. Or happening again, depending on how you see it. Rumour has it she took a break from him because he was being a pig over text with By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 01:04 pm
Maple Leaf Promoting the Greatest Canadian Love Story We have so much to be proud of here in Canada. Earlier this year, Chris Hadfield was a maple leaf badass up in space. Last week, one of our most treasured writers, Alice Munro, won the Nobel Prize in Literature. And now… Now Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, newlyweds, are By Lainey • Oct 16, 2013 11:04 am
Gross Madonna: birthday paintball/Sean Penn: birthday in Ibiza Both Madonna and Sean Penn celebrate birthdays this week, a day apart. She’ll turn 55 on August 16 and he’ll be 53 on August 17. It’s been almost 25 years since they divorced. 25 YEARS!!? Yesterday Madonna was celebrating another birthday – her son, Rocco is now 13. By Lainey • Aug 12, 2013 05:00 pm
Dumbass Birthday Bears Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 44th birthday yesterday. Get your Gravol ready because, obviously, there was some Slum Love involved. No, actually, not some, but a LOT. A lot of Slum Love in the form of the Gross Bears. Jesus Christ. And we were having such a great week. Yesterday I By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 01:42 pm
Dumbass Belly Cupping: Stranger Edition What’s worse than a woman belly cupping on a red carpet? The father belly cupping her on a red carpet. And what’s worse than the father belly cupping her on a red carpet? A fan requesting to be belly cupped. Here’s Channing Tatum, kindly obliging a pregnant By Lainey • Jun 27, 2013 10:49 am
Gross No Slum Love at the MET Gala? It’s enough that Kanye West somehow talked Anna Wintour into allowing Kanye West’s girlfriend to be there tonight. Can you imagine if JLO’s Slum Bear was accepted too? It could still happen. But they were in Miami yesterday shooting her new video so I feel like maybe By Lainey • May 06, 2013 12:39 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Ryan Gosling is Aggro Jealous Boyfriend? So according to Page Six, Ryan Gosling turned into Aggro Jealous Boyfriend on Friday when he was out with Eva Mendes in New York. Apparently a fashion photographer who’d recently worked with Mendes called over to her “Hey, baby!” and an eyewitness says: “Ryan completely flipped out, and it By Lainey • Apr 01, 2013 10:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Belly Cupping: Fergie edition Oh Jesus. I’d rather see the Beyonce armpit pose than have to endure another edition of Celebrity Belly Cupping. Unfortunately, due to the rise of the Motherhood Industrial Complex, since Motherhood is the ultimate Whitewash, Belly Cupping is never going away. Here’s Fergie belly cupping at the Kids’ By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 11:45 am
Maple Leaf This has to stop I really need Jim Carrey to stop with his feet. He keeps walking around with these feet. To promote Burt Wonderstone, I guess? And it’s supposed to be funny... It’s not funny. It’s gross. Maybe it wouldn’t be so gross if there was something caricaturish about By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 10:15 am
Assy Style Happy Valentine’s, Bear JLO and Slum Bear hit up the Topshop party last night in West Hollywood. The dress isn’t very flattering but it’s better from the back. Hideous shoes though. Did you see earlier this week that Brahim Zaibat was featured in the new VMan? Click here for the photos. By Lainey • Feb 14, 2013 02:37 pm
