Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Princess gets a message from bed “Daddy will love me if I agree to be on this show. Jason, my fiancé, will love me even more if I agree to be in this show. Jason will be there, holding my hand. Jason is smiling at me and nodding his head in encouragement. I’m doing a By Lainey • May 28, 2012 11:19 am
Douchebags Slum Lover drives a truck now “Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.” -I wrote this last week, on By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:53 am
Dumbass Two gross bears just being gross Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise... Ew! Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 10:09 am
Gross Creatively paying the boyfriend JLo is shooting a video in Mexico. Some outlets are reporting that her boyfriend Casper Smart is directing it. According to his Twitter, some other dude is actually the director but that dude refers to Casper as a “boss” so he’s probably in fact “producing it” which is her By Lainey • Mar 13, 2012 05:19 pm
Gross JLo’s look of pride All the American Idol people went out for dinner last night. JLo, who is incapable of slumming down every situation these days, was accompanied by the backup dancer. It really, really grosses me out the way he looks in his pants. This of course is totally not how she feels. By Lainey • Mar 02, 2012 01:59 pm
BFFs Oscar slumming: Cameron Diaz edition I’ll say this: I really like the Gucci she wore to the show. I walked past her on my way to the press room and the beading on the skirt as she moved was gorgeous. In person Cam really carried this piece beautifully. But I did not enjoy the By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 03:15 pm
Girly Throw Downs Oscar Slumming: JLo edition I didn’t hate the silver Zuhair Murad as much as some of you. Having said that...it’s Zuhair Murad. So not-hate will never become like or love. My feelings about JLo from last night though aren’t focused on her attire. How can they be when there’s By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 02:52 pm
Gross Tickled by Billy Bob I’ve been sitting next to Sasha the last few days which always makes me extra crude. Oh haven’t I mentioned? Sasha is quite possibly the crassest sh-t ever. She’s artful about it. But that doesn’t mean it’s dirty. So... Here’s Billy Bob Thornton at By Lainey • Feb 14, 2012 01:50 pm
Gross No thank you. Forever. Look, I know, I know that quiver is personal. I know we desire different things, that stimulation isn’t the same for every person. In theory, I get it. Totally. But sometimes there are universal truths, aren’t there? Where we may not agree on what turns us ON, can By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 01:20 pm
Gross Proposal imminent A couple of weeks ago - seriously, like 2 weeks ago - JLo told Ryan Seacrest there was no one serious in her life. Really? Because JLo doesn’t know how to do “not serious”. JLo doesn’t understand dating casually. JLo doesn’t rebound, she remarries. And she and By Lainey • Dec 02, 2011 04:21 pm
Weddings Picture Him On Top Of You: Part 2 Elizabeth Hurley is engaged to Shane Warne. It’s been almost a year since it was revealed that the two were sleeping with each other while married to other people. Liz insisted that her marriage to Arun Nayer was over when she started up with Shane. I’m not sure By Lainey • Oct 03, 2011 03:02 pm
Golddiggers Vile Part 2 Yesterday I asked you to think about how much cash money you’d demand in exchange for lying underneath Kelsey Grammer. I was really graphic about it. Because you have to imagine in order to appreciate Kayte Walsh’s life choice. What she’s sacrificing. Everyone who responded said there’ By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 03:35 am
Douchebags Gerry at the beach It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 04:50 am
Maple Leaf Work those hips Gerard Butler need not worry. About his career, yes. But about his pants problem? Not as much as Brendan Fraser. Last week I posited that Gerry’s pants were the most embarrassing in the business. That was before Brendan arrived at LAX looking like this. His are the mature version By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 03:45 am
