BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011 If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is By Lainey • Aug 03, 2011 07:11 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Who does GOOP have to bang? Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t been very active on Twitter lately during her summer holiday. The last time she tweeted before today was on July 21st, a message about “Uncle Jay and KanYe” (who are coming to Vancouver!) Of course it’s “Uncle” because that’s what Apple and Moses call By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 05:59 am
Gwyneth Paltrow From Tod’s to Coach It was confirmed in April that GOOP would be repping Coach internationally. Click here for my original post at the time with analysis of her current attempt at accessibility. From Tod’s to Coach, a girl who usually gets first crack at Balenciaga, and now she’s carrying bags that, By Lainey • Jul 20, 2011 06:48 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP’s going for EGOT Gwyneth Paltrow was nominated for an Emmy yesterday. Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series for Glee, alongside Kristin Chenoweth and Dot-Marie Jones, also for Glee, Cloris Leachman in Raising Hope, Tina Fey for hosting SNL, and Elizabeth Banks on 30 Rock. How hard does that bite your ass? How By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 03:13 am
Movie Reviews and Previews You’ll like this movie For those of you who love to hate Gwyneth. Because she dies. And don’t yell at me for spoiling it. This is what they told me in the trailer. It’s Contagion. Directed by Steven Soderbergh. Starring Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Marion Cotillard, and my Gwyneth who By Lainey • Jul 14, 2011 03:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Does Gwyneth cook on holiday? Spielberg's yacht is huge. They must have a chef. Who cooks to Gwyneth's specifications? Gwyneth has been on holiday in Italy with her Uncle Morty, her brother, and her children. Chris Martin is performing on the festival circuit with Coldplay. The body, as you can see, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 10:03 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth in fishnets and diamonds This is Gwyneth Paltrow in Vanity Fair’s jewellery calendar as Miss August wearing nothing but fishnets and a lot of ice. By Louis Vuitton. As you can see, G’s body is kickin’. And, as you can see, even when she’s totally naked, and wearing what could be By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 07:56 am
Style GOOP is the new Moss? While Kate Moss prepares for her wedding this weekend, Gwyneth Paltrow is having dinner with Kate’s former business partner Sir Philip Green, better known as the guy who owns Topshop. As you know, Kate’s final collection for Topshop was released late last year. As you also know, GOOP By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 08:43 am
BFFs G is there for B At the weekend it was Glastonbury, then they all returned to London where Beyonce threw down a secret show for what seems like celebrities only which... does that make sense to you because do the celebrities actually have to pay for the music? Anyway, among the celebrities in attendance: Adele, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 06:32 am
BFFs Double Date at Glastonbury Both U2 and Coldplay headlined at Glastonbury this weekend on Saturday. Then Beyonce closed the weekend. I hear she laid down a crazy performance. Anyway, as you know, B and Jay-Z are super tight with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. So, naturally, they were together all weekend. B and Jay By Lainey • Jun 27, 2011 06:03 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Someone Had To Get The Crown Written byDuana I got the oddest feeling looking at these photos. You? Anything? Is there a twinge there? I don’t exactly want to see what I see. But there it is, looking me in the face. Seen it yet? Look at Wasikowska in these photos. Look how she stands, By Lainey • Jun 20, 2011 04:16 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth the Real Housewife Her face, it’s looking more and more like one, non? It doesn’t help that the lighting on that carpet was harsh which actually happens more often than you think. Sometimes the venue is just sh-t for light. And they don’t plan ahead to bring extra gear, or By Lainey • Jun 16, 2011 04:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP looks for cheese and geniuses Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cheese. I love cheese. I love stanky old cheese. I prefer however just ordering it and eating it. GOOP’s post is literally the studying of and the shopping for the cheese which, for those of you who entertain, may be of interest. Click By Lainey • Jun 02, 2011 04:24 am
Try GOOP Tweets! So... Gwyneth Paltrow is on Twitter. Officially. It happened an hour ago. This is her account: https://twitter.com/gwynethpaltrow. And she posted this video: Gwyneth Paltrow on WhoSay You’ll note, it’s one of those “WhoSay” things. Like James Franco, when he was on Twitter, everything he posted By Lainey • Jun 01, 2011 05:16 am
Quiveration Chris Martin: new song, new hair? Coldplay made an announcement on their site – click here to see. It’s a new song, with new artwork. The title: Every Teardrop is a Waterfall... Which... Kinda corny. But Viva La Vida is a corny title too and the song, I run to it a lot. So... I’ll By Lainey • May 31, 2011 07:09 am
BFFs GOOP on the A List & Wood Burning Ovens This week’s GOOP is about pizza. Which I’m actually eating right now as I’m writing. It’s Dr Oetker which is a LOT easier than what G is telling me to do with her dough kneading and other various gourmet kitchen activities. Having said that, there are By Lainey • May 26, 2011 09:08 am
