Style GOOPy New Year & SNL? Gwyneth Paltrow spent New Year’s in Vegas at the opening of the Cosmopolitan where Chris Martin’s Coldplay was hired to perform along with Jay-Z and Kanye West. It was a big name event. So many big names. Almost everyone was photographed there this weekend. But for G. She By Lainey • Jan 03, 2011 03:30 am
Gossip Nostalgia Gwyneth’s ex talk As evidenced by her namechecking Brad Pitt in Vogue recently – click here for a refresher - Gwyneth is hustling hard for Country Strong. In service of that effort, she’s also referencing Ben Affleck. Here’s something else that G gets to lord over everyone: she always get them at By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 08:49 am
BFFs GOOPY & Beysus NYE As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are tight. They hang out. More than we know. Gwyneth loves that we know. So she can let us know why she doesn’t give a sh-t that people hate her. Because Jay-Z and Beysus don’t. And she helps Jakey Gyllenhaal out By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 04:02 am
Amazingness Gwyneth shakes her thing OMG. Thanks to Mu for sending this. It’s a clip from Country Strong – Gwyneth letting it go on stage with her interpretation of what country moves should look like. Like rodeo grinding and sh-t. And lasso woo girl arms. It’s amazing. And here’s Chris Martin with Coldplay By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:52 am
Smutty Surgery Sold out by her ma! We’ve been talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s face all week. Click here for a refresher. Her mother Blythe Danner was at the premiere of the Fockers movie last night and spoke rather candidly about Botox. Blythe is getting a phone call from my G pretty soon, if not already. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 10:07 am
BFFs What’s with the white? My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’ By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 03:09 am
Quiveration Garrett is green and...Brad Pitt? Nope. Don’t like the pants. Garrett Hedlund on the cover of W – check out those pants. But it’s all good above the waist, right? I’m thinking he may have been a little too green to say no to those pants. Or, maybe he didn’t care. Maybe By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 07:20 am
Girly Throw Downs What’s up with GOOPy’s face? As I noted yesterday in the article about G and her star on the Walk of Fame – click here if you missed it - she looked like sh-t in the face. And many of you have written wondering whether or not she’s f-cked around with it. The eyes seemed By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 04:04 am
BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow: Swifty for her star GOOP received her star on the Walk of Fame today. Totally masturbatory exercise, obviously, in time to support Country Strong. Which is why Tim McGraw and Shana Feste were there, her co-star and director, and also Faith Hill, and Matthew Morrison too, just to remind you that she sang on By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 09:22 am
Quiveration Cut Gwyneth, leave Garrett Thank you, or maybe no thank you, to those of you who’ve sent me the latest video featuring Garrett Hedlund in Country Strong with a few more clips from the movie, including love scene snippets between him and Leighton Meester. Please. Please if they have to cut anything from By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 07:12 am
BFFs GOOP, boots, Arby’s The new GOOP is – yay! – not about food but rather boots. Gwyneth footwear! It’s because she says she’s freezing her ass off in Chicago shooting Contagion. I like the Celtic Sheepskin Company ones. But the Jimmy Choo UGGs are the tackiest sh-ts ever and I will break up By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 08:30 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Everyone loves Matt Damon Written by Sarah Contagion is filming in Chicago, which makes no sense as it’s bitter cold and miserable and whoever comes to Chicago in winter to film outside is obviously a lunatic. Lainey is mad at me because I won’t stalk the actors (Gwyneth Paltrow and Matt Damon By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 03:41 am
BFFs Burberry Gwyneth Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in head to toe Burberry yesterday in New York with her brother Jake and his girlfriend. I tried on these boots in London. They’re gorgeous. But if you’re my height, they’re too much. They take over a short girl’s body. On the By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 05:16 am
Amazingness Coldplay & Elvis & Gwyneth fangirl Yesterday Coldplay announced a new single on the way next week called Christmas Lights. Yesterday they were out in London shooting what’s apparently a new music video accompanied by some Elvis impersonators. Needless to say, new material from the band is being greeted with relief from the recording industry, By Lainey • Nov 26, 2010 08:59 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP: Monograms & Madonna Today’s GOOP is about GOOP gifts. Gwyneth’s holiday recommendations. Really? Do we really need fancy recipe cards? I’m sorry. I judge too much. And maybe unfairly. Anyway, the best part of the newsletter is Gwyneth’s monogrammed Louis Vuitton suitcase. Obviously. She even includes a photo. Gwyneth. By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 06:56 am
Parent Pimps Dina vs Glee/GOOP Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 09:29 am
