Girly Throw Downs Gwyneth’s twin face & throwdown with Madonna Yesterday during the liveblog, a commenter noted that Gwyneth Paltrow’s f-cked up face in Geneva now resembles her trainer’s Tracy Anderson. You know how that lady always looked like she was just skinned? Gwyneth totally looked like she was just skinned. I’m posting pictures of both. By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 09:00 am
Bad Style Gwyneth, you look like sh-t Jesus, this is bad. Maybe even the worst. Gwyneth was in Geneva yesterday at the Baume & Mercier Gala. She’s their new ambassador or something. I wonder if they regret their choice. Because on one of the first occasions she’s representing them, she looks like total f-cking By Lainey • Jan 18, 2011 03:23 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP is delayed, busy, and the bird There’s a new GOOP newsletter today. It’s about how moms are so busy and so busy being moms. And she asks her important mom friends to talk about being busy being moms. Like Stella McCartney. Also some other woman. All three of them giving us a journal entry By Lainey • Jan 13, 2011 03:42 am
Try Please stop this now As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has been hustling HARD recently in service of Country Strong, opening wide tomorrow, so hard there hasn’t even been a new GOOP. G wants this so badly she’s been flinging her Try everywhere, even breaking her usual silence on her marriage, dropping bits By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 02:50 am
Style GOOPy New Year & SNL? Gwyneth Paltrow spent New Year’s in Vegas at the opening of the Cosmopolitan where Chris Martin’s Coldplay was hired to perform along with Jay-Z and Kanye West. It was a big name event. So many big names. Almost everyone was photographed there this weekend. But for G. By Lainey • Jan 03, 2011 03:30 am
Gossip Nostalgia Gwyneth’s ex talk As evidenced by her namechecking Brad Pitt in Vogue recently – click here for a refresher - Gwyneth is hustling hard for Country Strong. In service of that effort, she’s also referencing Ben Affleck. Here’s something else that G gets to lord over everyone: she always get them at their By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 08:49 am
BFFs GOOPY & Beysus NYE As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are tight. They hang out. More than we know. Gwyneth loves that we know. So she can let us know why she doesn’t give a sh-t that people hate her. Because Jay-Z and Beysus don’t. And she helps Jakey By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 04:02 am
Amazingness Gwyneth shakes her thing OMG. Thanks to Mu for sending this. It’s a clip from Country Strong – Gwyneth letting it go on stage with her interpretation of what country moves should look like. Like rodeo grinding and sh-t. And lasso woo girl arms. It’s amazing. And here’s Chris Martin with By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:52 am
Smutty Surgery Sold out by her ma! We’ve been talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s face all week. Click here for a refresher. Her mother Blythe Danner was at the premiere of the Fockers movie last night and spoke rather candidly about Botox. Blythe is getting a phone call from my G pretty soon, if not already. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 10:07 am
BFFs What’s with the white? My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 03:09 am
Quiveration Garrett is green and...Brad Pitt? Nope. Don’t like the pants. Garrett Hedlund on the cover of W – check out those pants. But it’s all good above the waist, right? I’m thinking he may have been a little too green to say no to those pants. Or, maybe he didn’t care. Maybe By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 07:20 am
Girly Throw Downs What’s up with GOOPy’s face? As I noted yesterday in the article about G and her star on the Walk of Fame – click here if you missed it - she looked like sh-t in the face. And many of you have written wondering whether or not she’s f-cked around with it. The eyes By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 04:04 am
BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow: Swifty for her star GOOP received her star on the Walk of Fame today. Totally masturbatory exercise, obviously, in time to support Country Strong. Which is why Tim McGraw and Shana Feste were there, her co-star and director, and also Faith Hill, and Matthew Morrison too, just to remind you that she sang By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 09:22 am
Quiveration Cut Gwyneth, leave Garrett Thank you, or maybe no thank you, to those of you who’ve sent me the latest video featuring Garrett Hedlund in Country Strong with a few more clips from the movie, including love scene snippets between him and Leighton Meester. Please. Please if they have to cut anything from By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 07:12 am
BFFs GOOP, boots, Arby’s The new GOOP is – yay! – not about food but rather boots. Gwyneth footwear! It’s because she says she’s freezing her ass off in Chicago shooting Contagion. I like the Celtic Sheepskin Company ones. But the Jimmy Choo UGGs are the tackiest sh-ts ever and I will break By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 08:30 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Everyone loves Matt Damon Written by Sarah Contagion is filming in Chicago, which makes no sense as it’s bitter cold and miserable and whoever comes to Chicago in winter to film outside is obviously a lunatic. Lainey is mad at me because I won’t stalk the actors (Gwyneth Paltrow and Matt Damon By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 03:41 am
