Girly Throw Downs GOOPy and Madge did not break up Remember about a month ago, the GOOP newsletter was dedicated to friendship breakups – click here for a refresher – and people were like, it has to be Madonna, it has to be Madonna, and I, because Gwyneth Paltrow is my best friend, was like, no it can’t be Madonna, G By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:58 am
Style Gwyneth goes to church on GOOP Day In a great trench and grey boots. It’s GOOP Thursday. Second installment of my G’s Nashville series in which she namechecks her famous friends all over the place. Like Faith Hill and Reese Witherspoon. Click here to read. Gwyneth was of course in Nashville shooting a movie called By Lainey • Mar 25, 2010 09:02 am
Assy Style GOOPy, are you poor? I worry a lot about Jessica Simpson. All the time. And sometimes I worry for Carey Mulligan. I worry that she’ll get swept away. But I have never worried for Gwyneth. Girls like Gwyneth, connected like Gwyneth, raised like Gwyneth, they always end up ok. I thought. But there By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 11:31 am
Style Gwyneth flies, Gwyneth sings My Gwyneth is on the move again. Was photographed at London Heathrow catching a flight. Yeah. I want that coat too. Am still thinking about the Elizabeth & James jacket I walked away from the other day. Heading to Vegas next week. If it was meant to be, I will By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 03:06 am
Cheating Loins Gwyneth and another lead singer Here we go. Can’t wait to read how the British tabs will spin this. This is Gwyneth Paltrow surveying the construction around her house today in London. The dude with her is supposedly Gary Lightbody. He’s the front man for Snow Patrol, a band most famous for their By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:38 am
Dumbass GOOP says sleep Today’s GOOP newsletter is about the importance of sleep and what happens when you don’t get enough of it. Well f-ck, no kidding. G asked her doctor to give us some tips to help us get to sleep, assuming of course that everyone out there has time for By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 03:08 am
Cheating Loins Family time, then tour This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:58 am
Break Ups GOOPy’s Friendship Divorce It’s not a f-cking menu. Instead, it’s an intriguing bit this week on friendships and breakups, not unlike her old bit last year that we all thought was about Winona Ryder. Click here to review. This is Gwyneth’s introduction today: “What do you do when you realize By Lainey • Feb 25, 2010 03:43 am
BFFs GOOPy workout and her Friends GOOP is still tight with Tracy Anderson. Or... GOOP has money in Tracy Anderson’s Method and needs to protect her investment. Whatever the reason, today’s newsletter is about fitness and, specifically, Anderson’s fitness system. Note however they way Gwyneth words her introduction: “Many of you may already By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 10:47 am
Dumbass Chinese GOOPY Sunday February 14th. It’s a big day. It’s Chinese New Year. Very, very important. Of course, because she’s so spiritual, and because she’s, like, totally Asian and knows how to take all the calories out of an Asian salad, and brown rices everything, this week’s By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 06:21 am
Assy Style Emily undecided About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:18 am
Bitch please Nashville gets GOOPed Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 04:52 am
Cheating Loins Chris & Gwyneth: their hat and their house It was the first time in a long time I could stand to listen to Coldplay. Because Chris Martin wasn’t f-cking around with his falsetto. Until the very end. And that’s why. If you watched, you know what I mean. The clip is below. He also wore the By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:06 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy’s ding and more organic New photos taken today – my Gwyneth was in a minor car accident in London. They’ve had crazy snow over there. And the roads were icy. So they stopped and exchanged information and G was apparently very conscientious and polite. On a related note, but not really, the new hands-free By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 07:03 am
Style GOOPy’s striped hat My Gwyneth was photographed in London this morning arriving at the gym in a long puffy coat. Word is it’s not exactly the Tracy Anderson Method anymore. Love that striped toque. I just bought a wool striped toque with a pompom top. My favourite. G is supposed to be By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:16 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Drink with GOOP on NYE The last GOOP of the year and Thanks God it has nothing to do with soul searching or recipes or parenting tips. GOOP’s NYE is all about the Drank. A selection of cocktails from famous places around the world starting with the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz in Paris. By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 03:57 am
