Dumbass GOOPy bitchface! GOOP the newsletter took a month off because it’s really exhausting telling people how to live. GOOP packed up the kids and went touring with Chris Martin and Coldplay. She’s kept a very low profile all summer. Last time we saw her she was in Barcelona. Now she’ By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 07:31 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Martin Family Tour Coldplay played Barcelona a few days ago. Gwyneth and the kids were there too. Because, as she loves to say, GOOPy is part Spanish. Did you just hate scream? I think I heard you. Here’s Chris Martin out and about on Sunday with Apple and the bodyguard. And then By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 06:07 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy wants no more Coldplay? Gossip Betty is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow wants Chris Martin to leave Coldplay, encouraging him to break from the band to chart a career as a solo artist. Apparently she’s all about diversification and she wants him to explore other opportunities as well. According to Gossip Betty’s source, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 06:13 am
Style Gwyneth on sale It was announced in March – click here for a refresher – that Gwyneth Paltrow would be designing a capsule collection for ZOEtee’s and today’s the day to buy. It’s the first day that ZOEtee’s Loves Gwyneth, a seven silhouette collection, is available in stores and online at By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 08:05 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy is a punchline Once upon a time she sat at the cool kids’ table, repeatedly asked back to host Saturday Night Live, a favourite of Lorne Michaels, stuck up and condescending always, but a great sense of humour and privy to the inside joke. Gwyneth Paltrow, since marriage and motherhood and sanctimonious GOOP By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 02:48 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Vanity GOOPy It’s Thursday. Time to GOOP. Unfortunately this week it’s f-cking recipes again. Summer salads. Most of them actually look good…except for the first, the chicken. You can prepare the tastiest meal ever. Add chicken and to me it instantly becomes bland and boring, especially since North Americans By Lainey • Aug 06, 2009 03:29 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy’s summer book list No chicken, no video, but books! GOOPy’s back to books! And it’s not a bad list either. Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow solicited reading recommendations from her well connected friends – when she casually throws down their credentials it’s better than namedropping – in preparation for what she calls some By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 03:24 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Meangirling Gwyneth At Comic-Con this weekend – nine months before the release of Iron Man 2 – Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr came back to the place that started it all. It was at Comic-Con 2007 where Favreau unveiled a rough cut clip of his first film that earned the approval of hardcore By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 04:01 am
Ben Affleck GOOPy cooks chicken! Laura and I have been crowding my laptop for 10 minutes completely riveted watching Gwyneth debone chicken. It’s FASCINATING. And she knows what she’s doing. I mean it’s not the first time she’s done it. And she peels potatoes like a person who peels potatoes. Unlike By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 09:47 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy on marriage 3 in a row! No recipes! Instead, this week’s GOOP is about relationships. Her opening paragraph is short and promising. And then it gets all clinical and a little zen lotus tree huggy, posing this question to the experts: “What does it take to sustain a happy and successful By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 08:05 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy’s new detox diet No recipes this week – 2 for 2! Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cleansing your body. Gwyneth claims she got fat a month ago during a “majorly fun and delicious relax and enjoy life phase” and followed the “Clean” detox programme to lose her extra pounds. Where???????????????????????? Well… a few By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 06:10 am
BFFs GOOPy green with Cammie D The latest GOOP newsletter doesn’t suck. This is because there are no recipes. Or book recommendations on parenting for judgy moms to use to critique the other ladies at playgroup. Nope. This week’s GOOP is about green. Love the Stella McCartney organic collection (but her site needs bigger By Lainey • Jul 03, 2009 04:04 am
BFFs A GOOPy nursery? As you know, Madge was able to find the perfect financial combination to make Mercy her new daughter and will be bringing her little girl home to New York very soon. From Africa to the rich life, according to the Sun (hit and miss on reliability), Madonna is asking Gwyneth By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 03:45 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy gets smacked! Last week’s GOOP featured cookie recipes, one of them courtesy of Katie Lee Joel. You’ll recall my Gwyneth referred to him as “William”. Now his rep is telling Us Magazine that no one refers to him as William! GOOPers gets smacked and owned! Oddly enough, the same day By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 10:24 am
Dumbass GOOPy calls him William It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP day! Unfortunately this week’s GOOP is all about recipes. Cookie recipes. Boring. Also unfortunate, for her that is, careless staff. At the bottom of the newsletter that was sent out, you’ll note they’re still waiting for next week’s copy. And By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 07:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOPy’s greasy legs Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:31 am
