Girly Throw Downs GOOPy or Douchey? Tough call for you, isn't it? One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career... How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey? Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 08:26 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s low membership GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 04:47 am
Dumbass GOOPy gladiator booties Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 03:42 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy DVDs My Gwyneth last night after dinner at Cipriani. Very short skirt as usual. Long toned legs as usual. Red Kab string as usual. But no makeup which I love about my girl because, well, look at Carrie Underwood – more on that later. And then the hair. Prairie hair. Or settler By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 02:57 am
Bitch please She’s a lucky motherf-cker Oh such language, Gwyneth. What will the MiniVan think of such language? It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP Day. Another newsletter, another f-cking recipe. This time, she cusses during her opening paragraph – of course she’s cussing the context of being fortunate enough to have dinner cooked for her by By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 02:26 am
Gorgessity GOOPy loves yoga Brad, Angelina, and Gwyneth too! All in New York! Last night, my Gwynnie attended a fundraiser for Bent for Learning promoting yoga and other wellness activities in public schools as a means to help young people learn stress coping mechanisms earlier in life. Something like that. She looks amazing. Her By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:17 pm
Style Gwynnie super mini! Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs. As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 04:29 am
Bitch please GOOPy leather shorts GOOPer attended the Two Lovers premiere in New York. I can hear you – you hate them! They’re so hideous! Sigh. Not even my G can make a high waist attractive. At the same time, at least it’s not a little black dress. And this is what she’s By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 02:13 am
Douchebags GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 08:17 am
Beyoncé GOOPy and the girls Gwyneth Paltrow last night in at the 14th Annual Saks Fifth Avenue Unforgettable Evening event for cancer research – G is wearing the dreaded shiny fabric. Lumpy Gwynnie? Of course not. Not with a brilliantly cut Balmain jacket. They say it’s all about shoulders this year… And always, always shoes. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:09 am
Gorgessity Grammy Best: GOOP! If you are a Gwyneth-hater, have you ever, ever, EVER hated her more than you hated her last night? Or this morning? Probably not. Your hate for her has escalated to a point you didn’t think possible, hasn’t it? Duana texted me last night – the title: I HATE By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:01 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Will GOOPy win a Grammy? Did you know she’s been nominated for one? This, in part, is why she’ll be there on Sunday. And also to present. G is up for Best Spoken Word Album For Children (Brown Bear And Friends). Of course she is. Of course it’s a children’s book! By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 08:04 am
Girly Throw Downs Ambush at the Grammys? Like, can’t Gwyneth make a phone call or something? How embarrassing! So you know Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay because he says Vida La Vida is ripped off from his I Just Wanna Fly. Satriani’s attorney has now announced that he plans to ambush the band sometime this By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 02:53 am
Girlcrushes I love you all over again Hate the Gwyneth who’s sickly sweet and MiniVan sucky. Love the Gwyneth who doesn’t give a sh-t that you hate her because she knows that your hate means she still matters. Worship the Gwyneth who believes she’s better than you and looks for every opportunity to prove By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 03:04 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy in a box GOOP on the cover of the March issue of Elle UK! She looks like she’s popping out of a box, non? In theory, I like the jacket. But the way it’s photographed, dimensionally, the puffy sleeves are the same size as her head. Still…am all over the By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 07:55 am
Frauds Gwynnie at the Grammys! As I first reported (sorry about the gloat) in December, amid speculation that they would divorce, my Gwyneth resolutely refused to give up on her marriage. It’s not her style. It’s not her image either. And now that she and Chris Martin have powered through the holidays intact, By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 04:35 am
