Thinnification The Thinnification of Scarlett Johansson Et tu Scarje? Scarlett Johansson was in London the other night at a Moet & Chandon event. She’s their new spokesperson. As you can see, she’s still on with the dark hair and the red lips but now apparently there is a weight loss objective. Scarjo turned heads By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 03:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP in America Apparently my Gwyneth will be spending most of her time in America to work on Iron Man 2. Here she is with the children in New York the other day, enjoying some lunch before heading to Build-a-Bear. While living in London, G has managed to keep pap photos By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 02:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Back from a break And we needed one from her, non? I did. Anne Hathaway was front and centre all through awards season. After Oscar she disappeared for a few weeks, resurfacing last night at the Valentino event, seated on the other side of the designer who – photo assumption! – seemed to be more interested By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 06:58 am
BFFs With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. And of course By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 03:24 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy or Douchey? Tough call for you, isn't it? One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career... How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey? Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 08:26 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s low membership GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 04:47 am
Dumbass GOOPy gladiator booties Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 03:42 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy DVDs My Gwyneth last night after dinner at Cipriani. Very short skirt as usual. Long toned legs as usual. Red Kab string as usual. But no makeup which I love about my girl because, well, look at Carrie Underwood – more on that later. And then the hair. Prairie hair. Or settler By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 02:57 am
B-tch please She’s a lucky motherf-cker Oh such language, Gwyneth. What will the MiniVan think of such language? It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP Day. Another newsletter, another f-cking recipe. This time, she cusses during her opening paragraph – of course she’s cussing the context of being fortunate enough to have dinner cooked for her By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 02:26 am
Gorgessity GOOPy loves yoga Brad, Angelina, and Gwyneth too! All in New York! Last night, my Gwynnie attended a fundraiser for Bent for Learning promoting yoga and other wellness activities in public schools as a means to help young people learn stress coping mechanisms earlier in life. Something like that. She looks amazing. Her By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:17 pm
Style Gwynnie super mini! Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs. As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 04:29 am
B-tch please GOOPy leather shorts GOOPer attended the Two Lovers premiere in New York. I can hear you – you hate them! They’re so hideous! Sigh. Not even my G can make a high waist attractive. At the same time, at least it’s not a little black dress. And this is what she’s By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 02:13 am
Douchebags GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 08:17 am
Beyoncé GOOPy and the girls Gwyneth Paltrow last night in at the 14th Annual Saks Fifth Avenue Unforgettable Evening event for cancer research – G is wearing the dreaded shiny fabric. Lumpy Gwynnie? Of course not. Not with a brilliantly cut Balmain jacket. They say it’s all about shoulders this year… And always, always shoes. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:09 am
Gorgessity Grammy Best: GOOP! If you are a Gwyneth-hater, have you ever, ever, EVER hated her more than you hated her last night? Or this morning? Probably not. Your hate for her has escalated to a point you didn’t think possible, hasn’t it? Duana texted me last night – the title: I By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:01 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Will GOOPy win a Grammy? Did you know she’s been nominated for one? This, in part, is why she’ll be there on Sunday. And also to present. G is up for Best Spoken Word Album For Children (Brown Bear And Friends). Of course she is. Of course it’s a children’s book! By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 08:04 am
