Gwyneth Paltrow The GOOPy travelling mom Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags. Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion. Here in London though By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:52 am
Gwyneth Paltrow In the GOOPy neighbourhood We were shooting in Gwyneth’s area today. And just as we entered her tony neighbourhood, Michelle received an alert on her blackberry… it was the latest GOOPy newsletter! This issue – more recipes. Ugh. The tuna one totally sums her up though. Soy? Tuna steaks? What would happen if you By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 08:38 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy Team Madge My Gwyneth dragged her skinny sanctimonious little ass out in the rain last night to promote her new film Two Lovers at the London Film Festival again without Joaquin Phoenix who hasn’t been seen in ages and no one seems to want to talk about it. Oh it’s By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The new GOOPy pants! My Gwyneth’s “worst nightmare" has officially come true but she certainly isn’t dressing down for the occasion. Check out my girl in a fierce black trench in London over a pair of … scrunchy pants? LOVE these pants. Don’t have the height or the body type for By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 11:34 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy for the soul! My GOOPster’s latest newsletter has arrived! Thanks to all of you for forwarding it. I’m still not a member. And this week is a perfect example of why not. GOOPy is all about the domestics and self help. Ugh. Like it’s not enough that she’s pontificating By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 04:14 am
Break Ups Each tabloid gets a turn This is, like, the third time this year that reports are originating out of the UK announcing the imminent demise of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage. Following previous attempts by the Daily Mail and The Mirror, The Sun is now taking a stab at the story, claiming exclusively that it’ By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:44 am
Gwyneth Paltrow How to dress GOOPy F*ck the recipes and the London gastro-scene…right? Coming from my Gwyneth, it’s the CLOTHES you care about. And so after 2 previous newsletters, and much pleading from many of you to be accepted, Gwyneth’s GOOPy team has apparently finally sorted out their launch pains – most should By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:38 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy and the Twins at Heathrow! No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 11:59 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth’s London The first GOOPy newsletter was all about recipes. I have received dozens and dozens of emails from those who’ve tried the turkey ragu. Each and every person enjoyed it. In fact, they LOVED it. Turkey? Really? Ew. So please. I need to hear from at least one of you By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 06:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow BFFs with Madge & Gwynnie? As promised – Rachel McAdams was in London yesterday for the Sherlock Holmes announcement. Love Rachel but these photos…sigh… it’s all about RDJ. Anyway… She’ll be living there during filming and I’m told does not want to stay at the hotel. My sources say Ryan will visit By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 11:48 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy Ragu! I’ve not subscribed to my Gwyneth’s goop.com. Not because I don’t support her…but because I don’t care about domestics. You couldn’t pay me to be interested in olive oil. And I don’t give a sh*t about linens. Or how to turn By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 10:48 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Tod’s is GOOPy? One of the most expensive luxury brands and, naturally, she is their current spokesperson. Tod’s can get away with selling their non leather bags for more than its leather counterparts even from equally fancy pantsy labels. Here’s Gwyneth today in Milan with Diega Della Valle, chairman and CEO By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 08:30 am
Cheese GOOP Had dinner with the girls recently… Julie is pregnant, Erin is a doula, and she suggested that before the baby comes, we all get together for some kind of chick bond. Something about feeling and sharing. I asked her if she wanted me to bring my spirit drum to ring By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:10 am
BFFs Gwyneth eats…and cooks! Of course she does. She’s perfect, didn’t you know? And she speaks Spanish, some Italian, can do a brilliant British accent, is adored by Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Steven Spielberg, and Jay Z, and Madonna, and European royalty…but she’s still tight with her high school friends By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 06:19 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze: the working mom When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:15 am
Girlcrushes Best Emmy: Tina Fey Here’s a novel idea: write before you can act. Tina Fey became famous for her brain and her sense of humour stands today as the most respected woman in the business. Do parent pimps look to Tina Fey for inspiration? Do they enroll their kids in creative writing instead By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:47 am
