Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth hates Dina too! I love it when my two girls get along. And I love that my Lilo love has been validated by my one true love. Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Lindsay Lohan and in her patented Paltrow way – condescending, snide, judgmental – Gwyneth is also saying that Lindsay best to do without her By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Daily Gorgessity: My Gwyneth at Sundance UPDATE: Some of you have written to say that baby is NOT Moses. Evidently because of the pink shoes. Regardless - given that it might not be her child - doesn"t that make her expression that much more...entertaining? Regularly scheduled progamming below... When my eTalk producer Laura By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow: the snotty backpedal I love it when my girl speaks…she’s always good for some snotty classics, non? As opposed to others who go on Oprah and end up saying absolutely nothing, other than life is beautiful, things are great, really, really, really great, and when it rains, things get wet but By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Daily Double Ingrate: Heath & Michelle They say they’re not getting married, despite numerous reports that they were seen applying for a marriage license in NYC. Whatever. They also hate you, more specifically, Michelle apparently hates her fans, as I mentioned the other day when I wrote about a fansite being shut down, new details By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Beautiful Gwyneth sells everything Source Beanpole, Estee Lauder, now Freixenet - here she is at the unveiling of the new tv ad she filmed with dancer Angel Corella the other day along with two stills from the commercial which I haven’t seen but if the latest one for Pleasures is any indication, I By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Does Several Years Mean Seven Years? Big scandalous headline on The National Enquirer: Brad Pitt and a Hooker! Angelina in Tears! Flip it open however and get the small print. Some whore, literally, has written a book about her famous clientele - Brad was allegedly one of the paying customers: a $500 encounter that was efficient, By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Paltrow Diet, The Paltrow Drumsticks Woah. MANY of you have apparently tried Gwynnie"s skinny diet, ridiculously labelled *extreme* by the London Sun. Many of you apparently also love the Gwynnie skinny diet, swearing by quick and healthy weight loss and detox, though it sounds like it"s easy to fall off the By Lainey • Oct 12, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Kate Bosworth"s Brazilian shadow I did sympathise with Jennifer Aniston when she was living in the post-Paltrow Pitt era. It cannot have been easy mounting the insurmountable, living in the cold Malibu shadow of an "Angelic" ex, years of inadequacy congealing to form a lump of insecurity, temporarily but not permanently assuaged By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow: 34 is black & blue The only way to kick off the column, especially in her honour, and 34 never looked so good. Such a fantastic patented Paltrow comeback to wipe away the Isotoners, and bring us back to basis - the basics of Gwyneth style, not for everyone, yes I know. Not for the By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth for AMEX, Gwyneth for Pleasures I know that my choice in best friend is not a popular one. I understand why she"s cloying, why she appeals to less than 1 in 10: She doesn"t try to make you like her, she doesn"t pretend to be your best friend, she By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Daily Ugly: My Gwynnie She"s too tired to brush her hair, ok? She has two babies to raise, ok? She doesn"t have time to make sure her clothes are pressed and pulled properly, ok? She"s a mother - don’t you know? Life is so much more than By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwynnie: too good for anorexia Radiant and healthy, 4 months and counting, and my Gwyneth still has Moses meat all over her. As I said before - starving is too easy, starving is too common, as are obsessive workouts with the trainer along with surgery and tucking. Why? Because my Gwynnie - bless her - By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth, Apple & Moses: the family elitist Can you believe Gwyneth actually loads her own car seat??? Check out the rapidly growing Apple Martin getting cuter and snottier by the day…just like mom. Hopefully she’s also developing a posh British accent and a gift for cutting down the heathen. I do LOVE uppercrust children – don’ By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Gwyneth & Garner do the right thing Would my Gwynnie stoop to anything as COMMON as not eating just to regain her pre-Moses physique? (Cue patented Paltrow eye roll and exasperated exhale here). Please. As I said before, condescending bitches like Gwyneth lose weight naturally and gradually and look better for it - if only to lord By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth emerges, Moses not missing I cannot tell you how much I"ve missed my best friend. And so it is with much joy and much pride that I share this with you, from the pages of the NY Post and made available by a Gwynnie fan site referred to me by the lovely By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth emerges Oh how I"ve missed her! Two months after the arrival of Moses, my favourite is back in the UK, looking fastastic and yoga-ish, probably on some snooty macrobiotic diet, likely reminding people every day how much better she is than the rest of us. This is why I By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
