Gwyneth Paltrow Worst Crackhead: Eva Mendez Ok, she"s not a crackhead…but still. She"s a disaster from top to bottom. The hair. It"s Dynasty. It"s OLD. It"s atrocious. My eyes!!! And while I don"t necessarily hate the dress - I hate it on HER. By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow It"s not Mortimer Martin I know you must be sick and tired of me saying this but please gossips, please beware of amateur gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow, despite what you have read, is not naming her kid Mortimer. It was a joke she made for an online interview with Ross Mathews. Here"s my By Lainey • Mar 26, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Apple My best friend never ceases to irritate people. She is criticized for being anti-American, she is criticized for being snotty, she is criticized for being too much of an anglophile, she is criticized for growing her hair too long, etc etc etc. People love to bitch about Gwyneth. Which is By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow From Cyndee M: Gwyneth Paltrow "I NEED MONEY" Estee Lauder must be thrilled! Between the cost of pampers and staying platinum blonde she must be hurting. She is the most annoying, irritating person EVER. Who could possibly be a fan of hers??? Oh wait....I forgot… Dear Cyndee: In case you hadn"t heard, Gwyneth is a By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Lisa G: on Madge & Guy Looking at some photos of the pitt jolies and Madonna and guy and Jamie olliver and it occurs to me that she, Madonna is leeching onto anyone who is in the public eye…what the frick is that about????Does it not seem that the material girl makes and loses By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz The National Post If you are not interested, please skip to the next. I’m very, very flattered about your interest in reading the National Post article that appeared last week. So instead of emailing it to so many of you, I’ve posted it below. Vancouver Web gossip column gets the scoop: By Lainey • Jan 26, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow From Rachel S: defending Jake Gyllenhaal You posted on your blog today that you think Jake Gyllenhaal is a whiney, sulky bitch for missing the Golden Globes. That you didn"t believe he was filming Zodiac with David Fincher. Of course you failed to mention that he was late to the Critics Choice awards, in By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth at Sundance Here"s my best friend dressed in black, still trying to camouflage her 2nd pregnancy bump, and wearing her patented "I"m too good for you" look she"s perfected over the years. She was at Sundance to promote the short little feature she directed By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth & AnTony What’s this about? Well, an email today from Sofia M.J. summed it all up: “Why do you insist on heaping so much love on Gwyneth, especially after that ridiciculous show of affectation in the Golden Globes where she pronounced Mr. Hopkin"s name as Antony. For such By Lainey • Jan 18, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Most Avant-garde: Gwyneth Paltrow You are welcome to accuse me of being biased but in a sea of ordinary, safe, ho hum dresses, my idol showed up tonight and set another standard. Very few actresses can pull off this kind of creativity. Nicole Kidman yes. Naomi Watts, too. And Charlize, when she yanks the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow From Nikki: the Gwyneth/Winona breakup Why are Gwyneth and Winona no longer friends? You should explain on your site for those who don’t know? Also…did Gwyneth really set up Matt Damon with Winona thus breaking him and Minnie Driver up? Dear Nikki: Sorry. My bad. The Hollywood urban legend goes as follows: Gwyneth By Lainey • Jan 09, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt An update on the Triangle plus 1 Every frickin" day there"s a new rumour to debunk or to debate. January 7th marked the official one year anniversary of the death of the old Pitts and when you look back on the year that was, keeping track of this story alone would be enough to By Lainey • Jan 08, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Angelina preggers? Wedding plans??? A Pitt update My best advice is to take an hour out of your day and head to the supermarket. Every possible theory and every possible angle has been forecasted and covered by every celebrity weekly out there, with almost all of them conceding that Angelina is pregnant and almost all of them By Lainey • Jan 06, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow From Garfield aka Gnow Nothing:Gwynnie/Lainey suck "I was stumped for, like, three seconds by your Gwyneth obsession. After all, I think she"s no different from Cameron Diaz, SJP, Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston. All are shallow, soulless femme bots churned out by the star machine. Then it hit me like Madonna's By Lainey • Jan 04, 2006 07:00 am
