Gwyneth Paltrow

From Garfield aka Gnow Nothing:Gwynnie/Lainey suck

"I was stumped for, like, three seconds by your Gwyneth obsession. After all, I think she"s no different from Cameron Diaz, SJP, Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston. All are shallow, soulless femme bots churned out by the star machine. Then it hit me like Madonna's