Quiveration Halle’s sexy sh*ts and giggles She’s been named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Word. Not even the Jolie could argue with that. With the help of writer Tom Chiarella, Halle Berry wrote her own article of acceptance for the honour – a candid and entertaining and a tad too “Oprah-y” piece about what By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:25 am
Gorgessity Halle’s older too Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:36 am
Quiveration Maybe not with red lips Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 09:56 am
Gorgessity Taunting at Fashion Week Now this… this is a reminder we didn’t need. Like saying the sun rises in the east. Or that KFed Jr homewrecked his family with a farking mutt. It’s basic, it’s incontrovertible. Truth never changes. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey are otherworldly beautiful. Together, they are immortal. By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 07:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Nahla Not-For-Sale Hello baby! Meet Nahla Ariela Aubrey, daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. Nahla is a rare gem. Because Nahla was not sold to a magazine. Nahla is not for sale. But Halle was evidently tired of the mad rush for pap pictures. Which is why she provided them democratically: By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:08 am
Gorgessity Me Day for Halle Halle Berry is sick. Like…ridiculous. Like sooo ridiculously beautiful. Halle enjoyed a “me” day yesterday, shopping in Beverly Hills, going for ice cream with a friend, and proudly showing off pictures of baby Nahla. Am all over the floppy hat. And the bag. Interestingly enough, Halle has been frank By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 03:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Date with Stevie Wonder Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Are they bringing snacks to By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 02:55 am
Charlize Theron When Charlize Lets Loose SO beautiful! Love what she"s wearing...but for the hair. She"s has never had great hair... Charlize Theron received the annual Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman of the Year award from Harvard University today and in university tradition, hammed it up for the crowd. Charlize, of course, By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Halle Berry What Halle Has This is Halle Berry’s baby father Gabriel Aubry arriving at a celebrity golf tournament yesterday. Gabriel is French and speaks with a hot French accent. He is soooo beautiful. He adores her. He wants to be a father. He is a smart, independent business man and model. AND he By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Halle Berry Taunting the Theory Halle Berry attended the LA premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire last night with her baby father in tow flaunting their ridiculous beauty and perfection…and also taunting my Celebrity Baby Theory? The universe can only handle so much gorgessity concentrated in one famous family. As such: Hot By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Halle Berry Pregnant & Perfect Halle… Always Halle… Totally gorgessity in NYC and the most delicious booties ever. Halle is currently promoting Things We Lost in the Fire co-starring Benicio del Toro - two Oscar winners delivering two tour de force performances in roles that were originally intended for white actors. During interviews for the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Halle Berry Halle Berry tests the Celebrity Baby Theory Halle and Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey are expecting a baby! "Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I"ve waited a long time for this moment in my life." Indeed she has. After two failed marriages with two dickheads, Halle has found love at 41 with By Lainey • Sep 05, 2007 01:52 am
Demi Moore Demi the new Nicole? Sigh. Bump watch is my least favourite of all the gossip watches. Mostly because I don’t give a sh-t but also because most of the time it’s based on whether or not a woman happens to be bloated. Which isn’t exactly reliable scientific smut. Three months ago, By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle works it too! In Rome promoting Perfect Stranger which – let’s be honest, especially with the involvement of Bruce Willis – looks like it’s going to suck. But that’s what I love about Halle. Halle always does her best. She doesn’t sulk or complain about publicity, she doesn’t pout on By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle Berry: Babies yes, Husband no She insists she’ll never marry again. Even though she’s dating Gabriel Aubrey, the impossibly beautiful Gabriel Aubrey, Halle says she thinks “two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper." She does admit however to wanting children “very much” – a combination which By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle…Finally? One of my favourites and almost perfect. Almost. Because for all the self discovery and the success and of course the outside package, Halle Berry has/had one huge flaw: she sucks at picking good men. And don’t we all know a girl like that? Wesley Snipes is rumoured By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
