Harry Potter Harry Before the War He was close to getting booted from the Freebie Five. But Harry, on a horse or not on a horse, is simply too hot to go. With girlfriend Chelsy at the weekend, enjoying a cricket match and some PDA. Please just look at the way he’s nuzzling her shoulder. By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Harry Potter The Daily Warm & Fuzzy: the Princes and the Prank Not usually one for royal gossip and probably total bullsh-t but I’ll play naïve and pretend it’s possible…because it’s just too damn cute. Word is the Queen asked William and Harry to help figure out her voicemail, apparenty the old girl is technology challenged. So they By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
Harry Potter Book Seven: Counting Down ... Only Jo can do this. In a message to Potter fans on her site, JK Rowling offers a glimpse into her emotional state of mind, now that she has finished the finale, now that Harry’s journey is complete. In typical Rowling fashion though, she teases and tantalizes almost to By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Harry Potter Book Seven Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows. She is almost finished... By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Hot Harry beats Beaver Will Hot Harry on a Horse – for me, since they were young, from the very beginning it has always been Harry. And now, side by side, as the hotness of the spare is showcased in sharp contrast to the dork of the heir…I mean really, is there really any question? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry on a Horse loves dumb blondes Sigh. So Hot Harry"s girlfriend Chelsy celebrated her birthday this weekend. During the party, several friends and family put on an impromptu roast, teasing Chelsy for her "Bush"-like intelligence. Apparently she thinks mammoths still exist and that buffalo should eat deer when they get hungry. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: Mama Drama & The Hospital ... again Drew Barrymore all over again… don’t you think? Once again, Lilo was taken to hospital, the 5th or 6th time in less than a year, this time for a “fractured” wrist, something about slipping and falling at a Milk Studios party, something about a lawsuit because the establishment didn’ By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Brandon Davis Lindsay Lohan: Feng Shui Firecrotch is a victim Heartbreaking photos of my girl from TMZ after thefts made away with her bag at the airport, the contents of which are reported to be nearly $1 million. In addition to the jewellery, Lindsay also lost her meds – she suffers from asthma, you see, and the drugs are an absolute By Lainey • Sep 08, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson The Lilo and the Ring So you saw the ring yesterday, many of you have written to ask about the rumoured engagement, especially now that she’s flashing that rock around like she desperately wants you to notice. And THAT is the precisely the point, savvy? I have no inside information to confirm or debunk By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Alecia Beth Moore Lilo betrothed? Harry Morton was snapped at Cartier buying what looked to be an engagement ring. As you can imagine, everyone then proceeded to lose their sh*t. Shortly after, his publicist releases a statement CONFIRMING he was at Cartier, stopping short of revealing what exactly was purchased. And then, they’re By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Harry Potter Worst Manorexic Tanorexic: Harry Hamlin A total has-been, I know, and yet in honour of Karl Lagerfeld, I feel we must single out Harry for his impressive starvational abilities. Bitchbeaten by a fan? Not Harry, not if he keeps this up. These sunken cheeks have Chanel written all over them, to say nothing of the By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom Hot Harry and the Hooters This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton The Daily Gorgessity: Mischa Barton Total bitch. Yes. Prime candidate for eventual karma face. Yes. But also one of the loveliest looking young starlets around, from head to toe, on style and sensuality, few can beat Mischa Barton. Here she is at some polo event today in the UK – perfect per usual. A dress to By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Hot Harry: Hot Harry plays polo Sweet mother of loin quivering madness…can you get enough of Harry??? Can you get enough of any man who looks like this, who can control a rippling beast between the strong clench of his young iron royal thighs??? And here’s the thing… the Hotness of the Harry is By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Firecrotch overheats Have you heard? Lilo was hospitalised yesterday for getting too hot on the set of her new movie Georgia Rule. It was a scorching day in Hollywood and apparently she withered under the sun, after working for over 10 hours straight. Right. You ever been on a film set? You By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
