Famewhores Flying with The Rossum Seriously…how many sick bags would you need if you found yourself on an airplane flying next to Emmy Rossum? Fortunately for Angela H, she was able to hold back her nausea. Unfortunately for Angela H, The Rossum ended up destroying her magazine. Here’s how it went it down: By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 07:28 am
Break Ups More Golddigger Bitch Slaps For those of you too busy or lazy to read through the entire judgment… more gems from the judge’s written decision on the McCartney Mills divorce. More incriminating details about Heather’s character, or lack thereof. Greedy, lying, conniving c-bomb. Thanks again C! You will note – for all her By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 06:33 am
Famewhores Golddigger Slap in the Face Is there any wonder why Heather Mills is universally despised? Heather Mills threw water on Fiona Shackleton in court yesterday. Shackleton is Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney. WATER. She threw water. In court. And she finds it hard to believe she’s hard to believe??? Still…it was Shackleton and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 04:37 am
Heather Mills One-Legged When Convenient: Worst of 2007 When she’s accusing Paul McCartney of beating and abusing her, Heather Mills never hesitates to remind us that she’s only got one leg and is the most tragic victim ever. Remember…in her divorce filings she alleges that Sir Paul made her crawl up the stairs and refused By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 11:29 am
Paul Mccartney One Legged When Convenient When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Paul Mccartney Heather Fired! Love it. Heather Mills’s legal team has fired the golddigging slag because they can no longer keep up with her unpredictable mood swings and her refusal to heed their counsel. Word is, her attorneys had pleaded with her NOT to go on television spewing lies about Paul McCartney, warning By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 02:39 am
Heather Mills Hello Fromage! New issue of Hello Canada on newsstands tomorrow with an exclusive interview with French Canadian Cheese Celine Dion on leaving Vegas behind and going on the road with her beloved Rene and her precious Rene Charles. Every other word is “beautiful” and “happiness” and “singing” and “hearts”. Pure classic Celine. By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 11:32 am
Paul Mccartney Golddigger TV "They"ve called me a whore, a gold digger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things, and I"ve stayed quiet for my daughter." Ummmm…really? Does a tearful appearance on GMTV constitute as quiet? And how about the legal leaks? How did details By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 03:39 am
Paul Mccartney In Your Dreams, Bitch Golddigging makes you delusional – see Kevin Federline’s recording career. This time, the Golddigging Delusions have hit the Master. And hard. Still at an impasse with Sir Paul on their divorce settlement, Heather Mills is now in America apparently negotiating a Hollywood film about her life. According to UK tabloids, By Lainey • Oct 23, 2007 04:38 am
Paul Mccartney The Grand Dame of Golddiggery Time and again, she pushes the limits of her craft, redefining and perfecting Golddiggery at every turn. KFed and his Junior (the one who married Tori Spelling) should be watching and learning. Heather Mills is a genius. So she and Paul were expected to nail down their divorce agreement yesterday By Lainey • Oct 12, 2007 05:19 am
Paul Mccartney KFed’s Inspiration She has taken golddigging to a whole new level. Because while KFed may have married a Britney, Heather Mills went and scored herself a Beatle. Not only that but she also totally screwed him over and will also get paid in the process. This is why the woman is an By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 08:00 pm
