LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum’s black, white, and pattern I’m down with Heidi when she’s casual. But when she’s dressed up, especially on red carpets, Karl and I agree: she’s never been to Paris. But this, this is probably my favourite of all her looks. LOVE the print. LOVE it combined with the coat. And By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 10:01 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum’s striped hoodie Have I mentioned I’m really into stripes? I own a lot of stripes. But I do not own a short sleeved striped hoodie that changes direction, Oh My God. So this is how I’m spending the rest of the morning. Looking. By Lainey • Nov 18, 2011 11:51 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum TeenNick HALO Awards I don’t know about the wisdom of wearing a dress that draws that much attention to those parts of the body and in such a potentially awkward way. Even for a so-called supermodel. Karl says she was never in Paris, you know. Don’t think that swirl by the By Lainey • Oct 27, 2011 10:06 am
Assy Style Worst Dress as an Organism: Heidi Klum Etalk has sent me on two or three baking shoots. And each time I’ve had to ice a cake. You’re supposed to hold the icing bag and delicately pulse it around in the shape of shells or rosebuds. I suck at it. My sh-t ends up looking like By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 02:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Never in Paris, OK in Milan Remember when Karl Lagerfeld dismissed Heidi Klum because: “I don’t know her. She was never in Paris.” It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time, and that’s something coming from a crazy bitch who’s good for it every time he opens his mouth. Click here By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 05:48 am
Dumbass Le Karl losing his touch? There was a rumour circulating last week that Karl Lagerfeld was being replaced at Chanel. Obviously a major development. The rumour was swiftly debunked. Karl is still perched in place… But at 75, maybe Karl – blasphemy! – is losing his touch? It’s not possible. But…maybe it is. Karl, as By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 08:29 am
Style Oscar Rerun: Heidi Klum Why does Heidi Klum go to the Oscars? Don’t understand why she’s invited year after year. Nothing against her but there’s just no sense to it. None. And didn’t she wear almost the same thing last time? It was red, and kinda origami-ish, and if not By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 11:13 pm
Girly Throw Downs Heidi Klum gets the bitchbeating fan From the mouth! Heidi is launching Top Model in Germany and has been criticised by local fashion queens, among them some dude called Wolfgang Joop, who said she was “fat” and also Karl Lagerfeld who has delivered a dressing down the only way he can. (Heidi Klum) is more bling By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 07:50 am
Emmy Awards 2008 Worst Emmy Poppins: Heidi Klum If you’re Heidi Klum, after squeezing 15 children out of that tiny body, and having it bounce back so enviously quickly, would you dress like half of Mary Poppins? This is what she wore during arrivals. She changed more times than she’s had babies but still… the dress By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 02:17 am
Heidi Klum Hollywood Mom birthday party How ‘bout it moms? Is this what you wear to celebrate your son’s 6th birthday? It was Romeo Beckham’s day yesterday so his mom organised a party with all her famous friends at Universal Studios Hard Rock Cafe. While he and his brother dressed up as superheros, as By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 02:47 am
Assy Style The Worst Heidi It’s all relative, of course. Heidi Klum’s worst is everyone else’s impossible best. But last night at the Peabody Awards was an example of how a beautiful woman can age herself horribly. And it was far from Heidi’s best. Not really sure what is it but By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 03:23 am
Eva Longoria How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 02:01 am
Heidi Klum Best Red: Heidi Klum Don’t really care for her personality and not particularly down with the hype about her gorgessity but when it comes to wearing a dress and doing it justice… Heidi Klum is the sh*t. I almost missed a cue on live tv last night because of this dress. First By Lainey • Feb 25, 2008 04:30 am
Heidi Klum Cute…or Crass I am by no means a bra burning feminist but after seeing this from Heidi Klum, you might as well take away our right to vote. Watch Heidi in a new ad clip for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show airing on December 4th playing with her tits. Literally. Or By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 08:23 am
Britney Spears The Model Stereotype Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Heidi Klum Now THIS is a costume Heidi Klum went all out. And without much skin. I LOVE. Here’s Heidi at her annual Halloween party dressed as a cat. Just one small thing – not to sound pervy – but …um… well since she had to have had it made specifically for her, was the soul patch between By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 04:35 am
