Royals The Royals and the Torch The Olympic torched passed by Buckingham Palace today. Prince William, Catherine, and Prince Harry were there to greet it. They'd each appointed representatives from their charities to be torchbearers. Re: David Beckham since we just talked about him in the previous post - he's yet to By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 05:30 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Barefoot Princess Prince William and his Catherine, along with Prince Harry, visited with young athletes at Bacon’s College in London today to launch a partnership between their Foundation and Greenhouse. They participated in a variety of activities. And Kate even went barefoot. She has nice feet. I know this because I By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 10:47 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry has a new blonde British gossips are reporting that there’s a new blonde in Prince Harry’s life. Her name is Cressida Bonas (we will come back to this). She’s the model daughter of a former model. She is friends with Princess Eugenie. She went to the right schools. She is 23. By Lainey • Jul 20, 2012 11:26 am
Royals One for everyone Prince Harry was at the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises tonight. I’m sure he didn’t mind putting on his dinner jacket for this occasion. Does he eat popcorn with his dinner jacket on? Does he wipe his hand on his pants? I don’t think I could By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 05:42 pm
Royals Would you stand in a puddle of Hot Harry’s puke? Prince Harry and Princess Eugenie were out together at the Arts Club in Mayfair on Friday night until 2am. According to UK gossips - never super reliable - Harry at one point was seen being sick in front of the girls’ loo. Some people then boasted about standing in it By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 10:55 am
Royals Will loves Lupo It’s a dog owner thing, I suppose. If you don’t have a dog, you should probably roll your eyes and click away. Don’t worry, there’s a Hot Harry On A Horse article coming up next. The Royals were out in full blast this weekend for Trooping By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 10:25 am
Royals Harry doesn't get a +1? Oh I'm sure he does. It just wouldn't be prudent. After all, it's enough of a spotlight grab when he, his brother, and his sister-in-law show up anywhere, let alone if he were to bring a date. Harry, Will, and Kate showed up this By Lainey • Jun 11, 2012 11:25 am
Royals Will & Harry visit grandpa William and Harry visited their grandfather in hospital today in London. Prince Philip took ill after the flotilla spectacular on Sunday and has been there ever since. Look how cute they are each in their v-neck sweaters and suede leisure shoes stinking of money. All these years and I’ll By Lainey • Jun 08, 2012 03:16 pm
Royals Will & Kate see The Avengers It was movie night last night for Prince William and his Catherine. They went to see The Avengers at ODEON Kensington which isn’t far from Ffiona’s, my favourite restaurant in London. Go when you’re there; the steak & kidney pie is worth the flight. Click here to By Lainey • Jun 08, 2012 11:32 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry & Cheryl Cole? British gossips backstage at the Jubilee concert the other night are reporting that Prince Harry and Cheryl Cole were engaged in a long discussion at point in the evening prompting some to speculate that they may have texted each other later for a bootycall. Here we go... But this time By Lainey • Jun 07, 2012 12:28 pm
Royals The Queen & Her (only) Heirs All I remember reading in advance about the balcony appearance and flypast was that the Queen would be accompanied by “senior members of the Royal Family”. Senior means only the Waleses? There’s always something new to learn, see? Just Charles with his wife and children, the heir and the By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 10:47 am
Royals Top hat, tails, and no rest for The Lonely Prince At this writing it’s 4pm in London. Harry still has an entire evening ahead of him before he can return to Kensington Palace, take off his dinner jacket, slump onto the couch with a beer, and fall asleep with his hand down his pants...with nothing to wake up By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 12:00 pm
Royals The Rise Of Camilla and the Family Wales Obviously this is not the portrait we expected in 1981 looking ahead 30 years. And those of you loyal to Diana would say that it disgusts you to see this woman who caused Diana so much grief be embraced the way she’s been, so much so that she was By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 11:02 am
Royals A Blue Beret Day But the Queen was marvellous yesterday, wasn’t she? I don’t think I saw her sit down even once. Pretty sure those velvet chairs went unused the whole time. It was Her Majesty’s day for sure. And still, my primary focus on these events is usually Prince Harry. By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 10:23 am
Royals The Lonely Prince Having already seen the BBC’s The Diamond Queen, Katie Couric’s royal special was actually kinda meh. What else is Will to say when asked about his mother? That Diana would not have wanted to meet Kate? He’s to be king one day. Of course he wants to By Lainey • May 31, 2012 01:37 pm
Royals Is there a kids’ table? Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for Foreign Monarchs at Windsor Castle today. As in you were only invited if you are royalty, literally. The Cambridges and Hot Harry were there. Please God kill Kate’s pink square toe satin shoes I hate them SO much. I like to imagine that By Lainey • May 18, 2012 02:32 pm