Royals Hot Harry & the Firemen What’s up pervs? Did you think this was the title of a new porn? I agree with you. It totally should be. Or at least a calendar. Prince Harry is in Salford today visiting with firefighters and ambulance crew members who were called out to assist during the riots By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 05:49 am
Break Ups Hot Harry loves his Helicopter More than Flee. Come on, did he ever love Flee? Word is Prince Harry and Florence with the pain in the ass last name are done. Apparently, according to PEOPLE, they were dating since June but now Harry realises he must focus on his army training and doesn’t want By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 08:19 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:10 am
Royals Hot Harry’s girl takes the bus Hot Harry was at the British F1 Grand Prix this weekend. He met some of the drivers, he was shown some of the engines, and then he presented the eventual winner. At one point Harry stopped for conversation with Jenson Button. He’s the really, really hot guy to Harry’ By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 03:48 am
Style Blake gets closer to Harry Blake Lively showed up at the BAFTA Gala for Will & Kate on Saturday night. It’s a step in the right direction. You know, for that Gossip Wish I keep rubbing my Gossip Genie about: Blake Lively for Hot Harry on a Horse one day. At least an introduction? By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 03:23 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry charges the light brigade Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred Did you have to learn that poem in school? For me it was Grade 4. Around about there. We had to memorise and recite it in front of class. I was always really good at memorisation without actually knowing what the By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 02:56 am
Royals This is not happening I know we all wanted it to after the wedding just because, in the basest, basest terms, you could totally picture Hot Harry on a Horse getting down with Pippa Middleton’s tight, taught, perky ass in that white silk bridesmaid gown, right? Come on now. At the root of By Lainey • Jun 27, 2011 04:00 am
Royals Everyone’s little brother Hot Harry on a Horse played polo again this weekend. This time his cousins came to watch. As you can see, Harry and Zara Phillips are close. And he’s also close with her fiancé Mike Tindall. Zara and Mike are to marry on July 30th. UK tabloids are now By Lainey • Jun 20, 2011 02:19 am
Royals Gossip Wish List: Hot Harry and Blake On Sunday, Hot Harry was at the Guards Polo Club at Windsor Great Park to present the Queen’s Cup. I just like the shot of him not really tweaking his nipple but looking like it. Am actually surprised Michael K from Dlisted hasn’t already jizzed all over this By Lainey • Jun 15, 2011 09:36 am
Break Ups Pippa being single Big headlines this week about Pippa Middleton and her singleness. They said her (ex) boyfriend Alex Loudon isn’t happening anymore. And why not? After the Wedding, she became an Industry in her own right. Pippa is an Economy now. Single Pippa and all the intrigue is much more lucrative By Lainey • Jun 15, 2011 08:16 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse in a tight white shirt Great way to kick off the week, non? Hot Harry and party hard Chelsy Davy haven’t been spending a lot of time together lately. Hot Harry is decidedly less fluffy around the face. And the chest. And the abs. Coincidence or conspiracy? No, I don’t blame Chelsy for By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 02:32 am
Royals Hot Harry’s not marrying Harry got all dressed up today for the Chelsea Pensioners Founders Day Parade at Royal Hospital. I love it when he wears his baby blue beret. While he was there, Us Weekly reports that he was stopped by an 85 year old veteran called William Titchmarsh who asked him when By Lainey • Jun 09, 2011 10:55 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry’s handwriting, stationery, & Cam? Let’s get the bullsh-t out of the way first. The UK’s Now is reporting that Prince Harry and Cameron Diaz are friends because they go to the same gym. Apparently they’ve worked out at the same time on three occasions. And once they were running on treadmills By Lainey • Jun 08, 2011 05:46 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse & his horse weekend Not much needs to be said about this... Hot Harry on a Horse was in great spirits this weekend and why not? It was all about horses! And that’s great for us too. That’s also why that’s his nickname and has been for however long I’ve By Lainey • Jun 07, 2011 09:14 am
Royals Catherine & The First Lady President Obama and his wife Michelle are touring the UK. They cruised by Buckingham Palace today for a visit with newlyweds William and Kate, just returned from a 10 day honeymoon in the Seychelles where, amazingly, no one was able to get a photograph. Well done. “The Duchess”, as you By Lainey • May 24, 2011 03:32 am
Hook Ups The Middleton's New Star It's Pippa. Obviously. Since the Wedding she's had her share of magazine covers, including the current cover of People Magazine. Pippa is presently on holiday in Spain with some friends and is keeping the English press busy, wondering whether or not she'll soon announce By Lainey • May 16, 2011 07:52 am