Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse kisses puppies Wearing THE SHIT out of a linen shirt and khakis. I love that Diana’s boys ended up so tall. And so well proportioned. William and Harry, they really, really fit their clothes, non? Anyway, last week Hot Harry made us weak when he was sweet with the children and By Lainey • May 09, 2011 03:55 am
Royals Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm That might be the best title of any post I’ve ever written. And it’s also terribly misleading. What? Don’t lie. You totally thought this was about what Hot Harry on a Horse is packing. Oh, and on the subject of the jewels of the Princes… please… That By Lainey • May 04, 2011 04:16 am
Royals Royal Wedding: Harry, Chelsy, Pippa, “L” I know you read a very suggestive article on People.com this weekend about Pippa leaving the reception at Buckingham Palace with Harry and got all excited. It was misleading. Sorry to kill your boner. Hot Harry and Pippa did indeed leave at the same time. But on a bus. By Lainey • May 02, 2011 03:16 am
Royals Royal Wedding: portraits, brothers, handholding Here are the official portraits taken by photographer Hugo Burnand in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace BEFORE the kiss(es) on the balcony. I love the group shot with the children, especially the boy leaning in, and her hand on his thigh. I love that Hot Harry, that eternal By Lainey • May 02, 2011 02:46 am
Royals Final rehearsal and the night before It was my turn to take the late shift on live channel hits last night for our network from Westminster Abbey. So it was pretty exciting to be reporting on air during Prince William and Kate Middleton’s arrival and departure from their final rehearsal. Flowers were delivered all day. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 03:52 am
Royals Kate & Chelsy: last minute errands Both Prince William and Kate Middleton stopped in at her family home in Bucklebury yesterday though not together. He dropped off a small package, she was seen behind the wheel, driving away with her security. This girl is savvy, non? She’s letting us see her when the royal bosses By Lainey • Apr 27, 2011 04:05 am
Royals Hot Harry debloated & more about the wedding Looks like Kate Middleton’s not the only one who lost weight for the wedding. Hot Harry went on a North Pole Trek with Walking With The Wounded last month and was at the homecoming press conference today in London looking… Debloated! Just in time to step into his military By Lainey • Apr 26, 2011 03:19 am
Royals Hot Harry and the Sore Spot Prince William escorted his grandmother the Queen today during her visit to RAF Valley where Williams is stationed as a search and rescue helicopter pilot. Cute, right? I like the one shot of her talking at him and he’s tucking his chin into his flight suit. Today is April By Lainey • Apr 01, 2011 04:27 am
Quiveration Hot Harry’s secret party The royal people have confirmed that Prince William’s stag went down this weekend though they will not release any more details. All that’s known is that it took place at a private estate, 20 attended, and Hot Harry planned it. Well done. See? He doesn’t always f-ck By Lainey • Mar 28, 2011 09:34 am
Royals The one who needs the wedding diet Or at least a wedding de-bloat? Everyone keeps talking about how thin Kate Middleton has gotten lately and they’re saying it’s because she, like so many other brides before her, is on some kind of wedding diet to get into her dress. I wonder if it’s not By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 10:15 am
Royals Well played Chelsy, well played Two weeks ago I posted this article about Chelsy Davy hanging out with date rape-y looking rich boys in Zimbabwe with pap photos taken from curiously close distance, positing that she’d either been sold out by her mates or that she certainly didn’t mind seeing these pictures published By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 05:33 am
Photo Assumption You want an invitation? These photos were released earlier this week and I kept forgetting to post them. It’s Chelsy Davy in Zimbabwe on New Year’s Eve, surrounded by beer carby looking frat guys, clearly enjoying herself on a bender. Ugh. Each and every one of those boys looks like they’d By Lainey • Jan 21, 2011 07:45 am
Royals Are they allowed to hold hands? Yes, know-it-alls. That’s your cue to shoot your hand straight up in the air with the answer. Or email me. About Prince William and Kate Middleton, who showed up together this weekend at their first official public event since the engagement for a Christmas reception in support of the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 02:10 am
Girly Throw Downs The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? By Lainey • Dec 02, 2010 03:20 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse and the old sportos Hot Harry has been on prince business the last few days in England. There was a war memorial and an army scouts event on Friday during which he supported breast cancer awareness by wearing pink underwear and on Saturday he attended the international rugby match between England and New Zealand By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 07:34 am
Hook Ups Invite her to tea So I came across this article today about Hot Harry on a Horse and his brand new piece. Camilla Romestrand, from Norway, fronts a British band called Eddie The Gun. Apparently she and Hot Harry are rumoured to be hanging out a lot which is just a polite way of By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 08:23 am
