Victoria Beckham Choreographed Reality TV Love it. From six episodes to a one hour special, Victoria’s America television debut will be called Victoria Beckham: Coming to America – 50 or so minutes of Victoria rehearsing her candid moments with makeup on the entire time which I will totally watch, even though a bit disappointed. Having By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Henry Windsor Hello Hotness on a Horse Harry on the cover of this week’s Hello Canada - article discussing what’s become a “PR disaster” for the royal family and how his escapades with the Cowboy bimbos in Calgary will affect the concert and his relationship with his family. Quick note on the Cowboys issue – I By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck The Boys, the Blondes, the Concert August 1997 - was getting over a bad breakup. The worst breakup. The worst because it was a waste of time – the kind of relationship you look back on and you say: I should have loved a piece of pork. A piece of pork would have been more useful. We By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Flats Are Evil Along with My Concrete Tits are Real, this must be her mantra: Victoria Beckham simply canNOT wear flats. She will eschew them always, even in favour of Nurse Shoes with a Wedge. Look at them. Tell me those aren’t nurse shoes with a wedge. Here’s Posh throwing out By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: MTV Chav Look at her. LOOK AT HER!!! Deliberately exposing a hot pink bra underneath animal leather/pleather…who else but this bitch? Who else but Victoria Beckham? This is why I love her. Shamelessly, sinfully over the top, the best Chav has to offer. And trust me, she was NOT going By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Flops & Bails You saw the video the other day edited and manipulated to show a couple on the rocks, and you’ve heard the gossip – now that Becks is being welcomed back to represent his country, his enthusiasm about an American move is supposedly waning and his dissatisfaction over his wife’s By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Beckham Body Language Signals Trouble The clip is linked below...must watch! You know these two together – ordinarily his hand is perfunctorily placed on her thigh, their torsos turned toward each other in a show of solidarity and rarely do they stray from the program, even when another woman is blasting to the press about By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham England or Posh? Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Immodest Victoria Beckham is moaning and groaning about how rough it was finding a multimillion dollar mansion in Beverly Hills that met her high standards. She has also revealed that getting her boys into local private schools wasn’t easy either – that she actually had to promise to be an involved By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Another Birthday, More Porn As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Hugh Grant My, Gwyneth, Dancing Just couldn’t help myself on Wednesday – had to PVR the American Idol Gives Back telethon. Was at times cringing at the irresistible cheese (Celine & Elvis) and at others moved to tears – heaving, sobbing, wailing, particularly when the unflappable Simon Cowell lost his sh-t. And of course for Annie By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry & The Orange Speculation still raging in the UK about whether or not Hot Harry will have to fight in Iraq. I prefer to rage about how hot he is on a horse and his rather orange girlfriend Chelsy Davy, here at a football match the other day. Sounds pervy to say this By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Naomi: British for Narcissa? If you’re not a Harry Potter geek, I’m sorry for the references. Less than 3 months away from the premiere of Harry Potter 5 and the release of the final book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows…can’t f*cking wait. And now UK gossip are buzzing By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham A Lavish Beckham Birthday Over £100,000 spent for Victoria’s birthday in Paris – jewels, shoes, clothes, bags all purchased on a shopping spree that had been previously arranged by David, including custom fit appointments at Christian Louboutin and Azzedine Alaia. And that was just the day time. Night time consisted of more extravagances By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Bitch… Please I know there are a few hold-outs. Those of you who still fondly recall Matthew McConaughey from A Time To Kill, from Sahara, from before his post-Sexiest Man Alive decline and cling to his quivering past. But it’s been a year, girls. It’s been a year of incessant By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Courteney Cox You Scratch My Back… I’ll scratch yours. Courteney Cox has been Jennifer Aniston’s fan #1, her shoulder to weep on...for months and months her shoulder to weep on. And the first arrival at every pity party, and the “kindest” confidante in Malibu. Easy to be kind when your best friend is By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
