Henry Windsor Best David Wooderson: Wilmer Valderamma Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Hoff: the Faux Hoff Before you look - wait. Just read first. I promise you won"t be sorry. As you all know, the Hoff is dead to me. Spoiled by success and attention, the Hoff has forgotten his true Hoff identity. The Hoff tries too Hoff. The Hoff has lost his Hoff. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom Hot Harry and the Hooters This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & the People Stop the presses. Victoria Beckham shops at TopShop??? Indeed she does. Today, August 9th, Oxford Street, Central London, as told to me by the lovely CK. Even more mind boggling…Mrs. Beckham was smiling! With no bodyguards and walking around the store with 2 staff members, declining to use the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Becks in America In just a few hours, David Beckham will be driving distance away. In Seattle for an exhibition, just a three hour car ride from Vancouver, border traffic notwithstanding and the reason behind the blazing rows I"ve been having with my husband since Sunday. I want the car for By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Beckhams I"ll admit it - I"m full on addicted, I can"t help myself, but sick as she is - I do love her style. Because Victoria is THE quintessential woman who dresses for women. Here they are out for dinner the other night, as glamourous By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The New Mrs Beckham Eating again AND burning the weave??? What in F&CK is going on? Is David finally getting through to his wife??? Because as we all know, when Victoria is unhappy or when David is unhappy with Victoria, word is she always resorts to torturing her body, partly because she& By Lainey • Aug 02, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Hot Harry: Hot Harry plays polo Sweet mother of loin quivering madness…can you get enough of Harry??? Can you get enough of any man who looks like this, who can control a rippling beast between the strong clench of his young iron royal thighs??? And here’s the thing… the Hotness of the Harry is By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham David Travels Becks on the go, off for training in prep for the new season. Other than that, I have nothing new to report. But come on, gossips…do we really need a reason to look at new photos? By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Double Footie: ZiBecks My thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending along this classic. It might just be a kiss on the head, but for me it has sparked hours of fantasy that goes a little something like this: My morning wake up consists of Zizou and Becks performing calisthenics in my bedroom. By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry on a Horse has a Horse Not very mature, I know. But still, it would be criminal NOT to acknowledge Harry"s wonderful equine attributes. And I think we can now conclude DEFINITIVELY why he is the better prince. Because while his brother got stuck with a set of honking beaver bucks, Harry was spared By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor The Daily Quiveration: David David David I know you’ve seen these…but come on, are you seriously complaining??? If you"re a girl or a gay - you cannot tell me this doesn"t do it for you. Don"t lie, I won"t believe you. By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Colin Farrell for the Freebie 5 I have mixed feelings about Colin’s return to sexy. Positive because…well… look at him. He’s de-greased, de-oiled, and no longer bloated. What’s not to love? Besides, now that the current Colin and the sex tape Colin are much more in tune, it’s hard to ignore By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams’ Waterloo Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams by night By day on the boat, by night on shore – dining at a first class establishment and not shy about flaunting their nearly decade-long love affair. Come on gossips…how can you resist them??? My particular favourite from this series is the one where they’re snapping a photo from their By Lainey • Jul 24, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams by day If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything? Pray Goddess, let it be so. By Lainey • Jul 24, 2006 08:00 am
