Hilary Swank Worst Feng Shui: Diane Kruger The perils of imbalance – and the consequences can be disastrous. But first, the cute news. She and Josh, while declining to be photographed together, are more in love than ever. Wistful glances from him to her on the carpet and sugar sweetness inside the ballroom. Not as adorably saccharine as By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Hilary Swank: Bucktooth in Black Premiere of Freedom Writers, Hilary Swank in a gorgeous black dress, showing off her beautiful back, and a new not attractive fringe to go along with her could-be-cute-but-not-anymore-because-she-sold-out-her-ex husband’s-addiction-for-no-reason-whatsoever beaver bucks. How did Hilary Swank become a 2 time Oscar winner? I don’t get it. Annette Bening…Zero. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Britney: Like Aniston, like Swank? Speaking of Vanity Fair, the London Sun is reporting that Britney will follow in the illustrious ex-wife footsteps of Jennifer Aniston and Hilary Swank and give her first post-Fed interview to Vanity Fair. If true, judging by her predecessors and considering that disaster usually strikes whenever Britney attempts to speak By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank The Daily GirlCrush: Kate Winslet Italian Vanity Fair – total hot sex, total gorgessity, even if she may have been retouched just a smidge, how can you not fall to your knees and worship Kate Winslet? Love.Her. Don’t understand why she has NO Oscars and that backstabbing little bitch Hilary Swank has TWO. Kate’ By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore Julianne Forever Julianne Moore was on The View the other day. Jeans tucked into high boots, a purple sweater, fresh blow out, fresh skin – she looked frickin’ gorgeous, way better than she did last night. Not that she looks bad or anything - not possible when it comes to Julianne - but By Lainey • Dec 19, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Kate Winslet & the Little Children An early contender for best actress, momentum has worn off for Kate Winslet not for lack of critical acclaim but in the absence of a huge high profile push a la Harvey Weinstein for Sienna Miller – more on that later. Still, by all accounts, Kate’s performance in Little Children By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank The Daily Gorgessity: Kate Winslet Love.Her. Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none. WTF??? The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Julianne Forever One of my favourites - also attended the Night of Stars Event last night. Hilary Swank and her horse chompers has 2 Oscars and Julianne has none – it’s a huge Hollywood injustice, non? Hilary Swank? Please. Julianne on the other hand – please, please more. Even when she’s wearing By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Denny? Javier? Is this Denny? On location in Ireland with Hilary Swank for a movie called PS I Love you. Unlike millions of other swooning sisters across North America, I wasn"t a big fan of Denny. Maybe because he looked so sickly, maybe because Izzie was so hysterically out of By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Beautiful Kate in London My sad list: 1. The Leafs. No further explanation required. 2. Michelle Kwan never won gold 3. Dan Marino never won a Superbowl 4. JK might kill Harry 5. Hilary Swank has two Academy Awards and Kate Winslet has none??? WTF??? I love Kate Winslet. I.Love.Her. For her By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank The Federlines: pro-love in Vegas Gossips – I fear I’m getting soft on you. I fear my bitch is slowly dying. Because for the life of me, I can’t come up with anything snarky to say about Britney and KFed. Perhaps it’s because it honestly couldn’t get any worse than the Dateline By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Hilary Swank & the 90210 Low Classy Connection All credit to my girl Michelle for the Beverly Hills inspiration. And granted, it"s not like Hilary"s anywhere near as despicable as that homewrecking slut Tori Spelling…but still…I"m now wondering if behaving badly is a left over side effect from that show. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Movie Trailer #2: Annette Bening, 3rd time lucky? For the record, I think she was robbed for American Beauty and I think she was inexcusably robbed for Being Julia. Criminal that Hilary Swank has two and the incomparable Annette has nothing, don"t you think? Still…unless Ms Streep gets a nod for Prada, I"ll By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Most Undecided: Hilary Swank Oddly enough, I don"t know whether or not I like this look. It"s very haute couture and I love her sinewy body in it, even though she looks a good 5 pounds lighter than she did at the Globes, which is a tad worrisome but the By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Best Back: Hilary Swank I hated her Oscar dress. You remember it? Low, low at the back, and completely covered up at the front? It was a violation of feng shui principles. Lack of balance, lack of flow, lack of unity between the elements. You might call it bullsh*t but look at what By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Hilary & Chad – it’s over Told you that Oscar dress was bad feng shui. After 8 years of marriage, they made the announcement on Monday that it was over. Many of you have emailed me asking why… surprising because I really didn’t think people cared all that much. But I digress. Let’s see. By Lainey • Jan 11, 2006 07:00 am
