Maybe Gaybes Is it off-centre? John Travolta’s chin growth was at the IIFA Awards in Tampa, Florida this weekend. Hands on hips. Few men pose with their hands on their hips. It’s a strictly female pose move. And the man DOUBLE hands on hips is even more rare. So good on JT for By Lainey • Apr 28, 2014 04:55 pm
Hollywood Closet Quickest Oscar Hair Growth: John Travolta Ridiculous. Here’s what John Travolta’s hair looked like a month ago. Don’t tell me this is all natural. My hair doesn’t even grow that fast. And I’m practically the world champion of hair growth. This is almost two inches. Please. Unless plugs grow faster? Like they’ By Lainey • Feb 25, 2013 08:34 am
Hollywood Closet How Do you Blog a Problem Like The Travoltas? Attention Kelly Preston: if this is coming up on your Google Alerts right now, shut down the computer and go have lunch with Rita Wilson. Trust me, girl, you’re not going to want to hear what the internet has to say today. And why do I suspect Kelly Preston By Dean • Dec 06, 2012 04:08 pm
Hollywood Closet This could have been the Brange of Scientology I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 03:08 pm
Hollywood Closet This is for your parents It’s your parents who don’t know. And their parents. That’s who this is for. Thank you for explaining it to me the last few weeks. Many of you have emailed to confirm that, indeed, there are people out there, A LOT of people, who still think John By Lainey • Jun 26, 2012 11:35 am
Hollywood Closet John’s video for Kelly First of all... Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:08 am
Hollywood Closet “But he’s married!” It’s not just a John Travolta decision anymore. John Travolta will sue and he will fight and he will deny and he will pay what he has to pay to perpetuate the truth that they have struggled so hard to maintain - they being the Church, his wife, his By Lainey • May 10, 2012 09:37 am
Hollywood Closet The Spa is his Forest You remember when George Michael was repeatedly arrested for soliciting in the woods? I kept writing “Just Get A Computer!” at the time but George, no, George likes to kick it old school. He likes it dark, anonymous, furtive, and, obviously, bucolic; it’s hard to convince him otherwise. For By Lainey • May 09, 2012 12:12 pm
Hollywood Closet Wallet chains make you straighter There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. So...is that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 11:44 am
Hollywood Closet Thick, even growth The last time we saw John Travolta - click here to see the photos - he was shaved bald on the set of The Savages. That was just 10 days ago. Yesterday John Travolta was introduced as the brand ambassador for Bombardier business jets at a hangar in Burbank, CA. By Lainey • Sep 21, 2011 04:01 am
Hollywood Closet So he’s not John Travolta? Mad props to the journalist at The Daily Beast who had the balls to do this because trust me it’s not usually allowed. And if it’s attempted, that person is usually threatened with medieval sh-t in the back room. Can you imagine if someone did this to John By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 07:16 am
Hollywood Closet Xenu vs the Gays? Carrie Fisher’s HBO special Wishful Drinking, based on her one woman show which was based on her memoir, aired last night. Fisher has become something of a gay icon – her mother, her Leia-ness, her gay ex-husband, her attitude... She was interviewed again by The Advocate and was asked about By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 03:58 am
Maybe Gaybes The Mighty is not a lesbian There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 06:09 am
Hollywood Closet JT is a bottom “In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 08:12 am
Hook Ups The Only For Sookie look Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:50 am
Hollywood Closet Tom Cruis: singing meals & jumpy claps I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 06:51 am
